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or Powell's or me• • •
"Mike and Jon, Jon and Mike—I've known them both for years, and, clearly, one of them is very funny. As for the other: truly one of the great hangers-on of our time."—Steve Bodow, head writer, The Daily Show
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"Who can really judge what's funny? If humor is a subjective medium, then can there be something that is really and truly hilarious? Me. This book."—Daniel Handler, author, Adverbs, and personal representative of Lemony Snicket
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"The good news: I thought Our Kampf was consistently hilarious. The bad news: I’m the guy who wrote Monkeybone."—Sam Hamm, screenwriter, Batman, Batman Returns, and Homecoming
July 10, 2004
America's Death Warnings Should Be More Clearly Written
I just bought some plastic garbage bags, and the wire ties that come with them have this message stamped on them:
"WARNING -- TO AVOID SUFFOCATION, KEEP PLASTIC BAGS AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
I like this, because it seems to be saying that if children get their hands on plastic bags, the ones you bought or any others, they will use them to kill you.
Posted at July 10, 2004 06:51 AM | TrackBackComments
Absolutely. I have a 2 year old. You're a fool if you trust a 2 year old.
