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"Mike and Jon, Jon and Mike—I've known them both for years, and, clearly, one of them is very funny. As for the other: truly one of the great hangers-on of our time."—Steve Bodow, head writer, The Daily Show
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"Who can really judge what's funny? If humor is a subjective medium, then can there be something that is really and truly hilarious? Me. This book."—Daniel Handler, author, Adverbs, and personal representative of Lemony Snicket
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"The good news: I thought Our Kampf was consistently hilarious. The bad news: I’m the guy who wrote Monkeybone."—Sam Hamm, screenwriter, Batman, Batman Returns, and Homecoming
October 04, 2004
Total Information Awareness
About 500 people visit this site each day now. Ideally I'd be able to implant a chip underneath everyone's skin so I could track you via GPS at every second of your lives. Unfortunately, my efforts in this area are currently hampered by the "U.S. Constitution" and "International Law." In the meantime, I do occasionally look at the site's traffic statistics, and was hoping I could hear directly from people visiting from the rarer locations.
So, if you have a moment and are from one of the following places, I encourage you to write me at tinyrevolution [at] yahoo [dot] com and say hello:
1. Saudi Arabia
2. Peru
3. Singapore
4. Denmark (speaking of which, I lived in Denmark for several months when I was five -- write and I'll send you a picture of me at Legoland)
5. Japan
6. Belgium
7. Switzerland
8. Brazil
9. Any branch of the US military, including the Air National Guard
10. The Federal Aviation Administration
Of course, I'd be happy to hear from anyone else too. EXCEPT FOR YOU BASTARDS IN BRITISH GUYANA.
Posted at October 4, 2004 04:16 AM | TrackBackHi, I am the Singaporean!
Posted by: Hee En Ming at October 4, 2004 04:49 AMBTW, anyone wants to read my satirical song pieces?
Posted by: Hee En Ming at October 4, 2004 04:50 AMI'm in California, which trumps all these other places because as you well know it's a SEPARATE PLANET. If you don't believe that, just listen to our governor speak.
And we have a Legoland here too. So there!
