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October 26, 2004
A Big Surprise For Me
Christopher Hitchens writes in Slate:
"...nobody before the war had claimed that Iraq had no covert weaponry at all."
Interesting. I'm surprised to find out I believed Iraq DID have banned weapons, but still bet someone $1000 that Iraq had NO banned weapons. What a peculiar person I must be.
Either that, or I don't exist. Well, you learn something new every day.
Posted at October 26, 2004 10:34 AM | TrackBackHmm. Oddly enough, this very morning I re-posted a journal entry of mine from Jan 17, 2003. It used to be called "No Blood For Oil" (as a tribute to the millions of other trite blog posts of the same title), but this morning I re-titled it as "I Told You So."
http://www.livejournal.com/users/halioffirpine/2003/01/17/
I suppose technically one could say that I didn't claim Iraq had no WMD's either... just that we had no credible evidence thereof whatsoever.
Pax,
Matthew
I think he actually meant "no one [who matters]." It's one of those journalistic shorthand techniques for those in the know.
Personally, I opposed the war because I thought Saddam did have all kinds of weapons, and I wanted sanctions lifted to give him a chance to establish a unified Arab state in the Mideast under his iron fist. That's right, I'm what Andrew Sullivan would call a "Saddamite."
Okay, actually that previous paragraph was a lie.
Posted by: Adam Kotsko at October 26, 2004 01:13 PMTo steal from paperback thriller writer Sam Llewelyn (can't spell those Welsh names worth a damn), in a more sensible class system than ours, Chris Hitchens would be living under a bridge drinking Special Brew and struggling to save money for a bet on a horse race. And his opinion would no longer matter as he would be one of those nonexistent people to those "in the know."
Posted by: Anna in Cairo at October 27, 2004 06:05 AMHey, I didn't think he had any, and I said so repeatedly in several public forums. if I could be buggered trawling Google, I would probably find one of my old comments to that effect.
If I recall correctly, My primary argument was that it would have been completely out of character for Saddam. He was a greedy, selfish, power-mad fucker, and he knew that pissing off the US would just get him invaded and deposed. One sure-fire way to achieve that end would be to keep developing bioweapons and nukes.
Essentially, developing WMDs would have been at odds with him trying to keep his power. I just didn't think he would be that stupid.
Seems I was right.
Posted by: James J. Dominguez at October 31, 2004 07:35 PM