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December 14, 2004

Presents For Progressives

As we know, progressive political types have no desire for material goods. If necessary for the cause, we will dress in rags. Indeed, we sometimes dress in rags when it's not necessary, just to make a point. Or because our fashion sense isn't so hot.

But this makes it difficult for friends and family at this time of the year. What should they get us for Christmas, etc.? Cleaner rags?

Fortunately, there is an entire galaxy of causes we can ask them to give money to. (If you haven't noticed, ending sentences with a proposition is something I don't have a hangup about.)

So, if your spouse, parents, children, relatives, beloved robots, etc. need help, consider pointing them to the year-end fundraising drives of Commondreams or Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting. I think everyone would agree both places have done extremely important work for years, and show no signs of slowing down.

CORRECTION: Dennis Perrin, himself a former FAIRista, points out I called them Fairness and Accuracy in Media above rather than Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting. (Now corrected.) How embarrassingly ironic that I got wrong the name of an organization with the word "accuracy" in it.

Next up: I refer to the National Speling Be.

Posted at December 14, 2004 04:25 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Hey! Maybe I dress in rags because my fashion sense IS so hot!! Huh? Ever think of that?
Oh what I really wanted to say is I'm going to do a $10.00 donation to Commondreams for the (stupid) gift exchange thingie at the family get together at my brothers this year. Cool idea I think!!! But then again my gift choosing sense may not be so hot!! hehehe

Posted by: Terrible at December 14, 2004 08:43 PM

Donations to UNICEF in their name is always a good one, that's my Mom's Xmas present to me this year.

Posted by: Anna in Cairo at December 15, 2004 03:09 AM

Jon,

Ending sentences with a preposition is an acceptable grammar construction, according to Fowler's Book of English Usage. The belief that this is incorrect grammar can be found in that dictionary under the heading, "fetish," which is any misunderstood rule. Fetishes in grammar are dearly held by as absolutes by elementary english teachers.

In the words of Sir Winston Churchill, I must say that this is the sort of thing up with which I will not put.

Posted by: Alexis at December 15, 2004 12:52 PM