or Powell's or me• • •
"Mike and Jon, Jon and Mike—I've known them both for years, and, clearly, one of them is very funny. As for the other: truly one of the great hangers-on of our time."—Steve Bodow, head writer, The Daily Show
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"Who can really judge what's funny? If humor is a subjective medium, then can there be something that is really and truly hilarious? Me. This book."—Daniel Handler, author, Adverbs, and personal representative of Lemony Snicket
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"The good news: I thought Our Kampf was consistently hilarious. The bad news: I’m the guy who wrote Monkeybone."—Sam Hamm, screenwriter, Batman, Batman Returns, and Homecoming
February 02, 2005
I Hate Those Talibs At The National Organization For Women
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Bill O'Reilly is the only thing that stands between us and the totalitarianism of the American Civil Liberties Organization.
Last year, O'Reilly pointed out that the ACLU is a "fascist organization." This was true, but didn't go far enough. So thank goodness that recently, when discussing the ACLU's opposition to teaching evolution in public schools, O'Reilly called them what they really are: THE TALIBAN.
The thing about the Taliban, though, is that they're sneaky. The ACLU is far from their only outpost in the United States. I have therefore compiled a list below of other American parts of THE TALIBAN:
• The National Organization for Women
• Americans United for Separation of Church and State
• The 19th Amendment
• All Stone Buddhas
• Everyone killed on 9/11
• Math
I saw a car at Walgreens the other day with a bumper sticker that said ACLU on it,with a slash across the letters, and another sticker that said "Condi for president 2008". Maybe Condi can keep us safe from the ACLU,like she's kept us safe from, um, whatever she's kept us safe from so far.
Posted by: Hugo at February 2, 2005 01:26 PMAnd, while we're at it, how about the NEA? Lord knows they're a buncha terrorists.
Posted by: mk at February 2, 2005 05:09 PMArithmetic is treason!
(Just ask an academic economist...)
Posted by: plover at February 6, 2005 08:26 PM
