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May 01, 2005

I'm Trying To Be Modest About This, But It's Difficult

This website doesn't do well in a Google search for "sexy".

HOWEVER—we are at:

#4 of 16.2 million when you search for sexy sexy.

#7 of 25.8 million when you search for sexy sexy sexy.

#3 of 12.8 million when you do the sexiest search of all for sexy sexy sexy sexy.

In other news, we're still holding strong at #1 for my left buttock.

And if I've said it once, I've said it a million times: I realize you're jealous of my left buttock, but this is no reason for you to be a hata.

Posted at May 1, 2005 12:45 PM | TrackBack
Comments

You're too sexy for your blog...to sexy for your blog...

;-)

Posted by: jillian at May 1, 2005 05:59 PM

Actually, the problem may be the other way around: I suspect my blog is too sexy for me.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at May 1, 2005 06:51 PM

I was jealous of your left buttock. Until I saw you had installed Movable Type in it. Now I think you can just keep that buttock, and the other one as well.

Posted by: Harry at May 1, 2005 07:07 PM

There's nothing sadder than people who pretend to have gotten over their envy of my left buttock. Let's stop the games, shall we?

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at May 1, 2005 07:11 PM

I'm not sure that buttock exists. No one I know has seen it. Even if it does exist, I find it curious how it's your "left" buttock that always get mentioned. It's almost as though your right buttock, the moral values buttock on normal people, doesn't matter to you.

You keep both of them, if you actually have them at all, carefully concealed from your readers. I have to assume they're sour buttocks, especially the left one (which doesn't exist).

Posted by: Harry at May 1, 2005 07:28 PM

Nice map, Harry. I'd like to see the projection reconfigured so that washington ends up in the butthole. And as much as I understand that you don't want to hear it, Jon, I was also once jealous of your left buttock, but now I'm jealous of Harry's left buttock. I might prefer your right, but I'll have to read up on this moral values stuff. Actually, the whole thing's likely just an excuse to say something that sounds like "hairy left buttock". oh well.

Posted by: pig at May 2, 2005 08:20 AM