The True Face of the Pro-Kitten Left

After 9/11, America discovered that The Left loves only three things:

1. Osama bin Laden
2. Saddam Hussein
3. Kittens

The prime offenders are obviously The Editers at The Poormen—along with their henchman Hizloy of Obsidian Wangs. Every post they write is either (1) an oath of fealty to Islamofacism, (2) a spew of shameless kittenism, or (3) both.

Then there are Moonbat heavy-hitters Echlathon at his site "Adios" and Kevin Dram of Political Animals. True, they are not as blatant as The Editorials, tending to concentrate on the more "moderate" celebration of adult cats. But ask yourself this simple question: where do cats come from? Can you be pro-cat without being objectively pro-kitten?

Now comes the unsurprising news that the kittens have mounted a genuine fifth column—moving from quiet sedition to open terrorism against America. Of course, you will wait in vain for The Poormans or Atriot to disavow this kitten. Indeed, if you were to rely on the Left Blogosphere or the MSM, you wouldn't even know this had happened. As of this morning, there's only one man with a large audience who's been both intelligent and honest enough to mention it. That man is Sean Hannity.

Now, as horrifying as all this is, you might think it can't get any worse. But it can: much, much worse.

First, the facts:

According to homicide detectives, on Dec. 13, 2004 at 1:00 a.m., 4 month old Fluffy entered the bedroom of her owner, 79 year-old Thomas Jerry. The kitten sat on the night-table beside her sleeping master and, after several minutes, rose on her little cat feet and pushed a heavy lamp onto Mr. Jerry's head, killing him.

"That cat knew what she was doing," said Bernard Jerry, the grandson of the victim. "She didn't even try to call 911."

Now, the implications:

Many of you are understandably reluctant to accept that your fellow Americans want to destroy our country and turn it over to a combination Taliban-Ba'ath-Kittenist Regime. You cling to a hope that The Poorperson is merely a fringe group with no real influence.

Sadly, you couldn't be more wrong. The Modern Liberal Mainstream is not just supportive of kittens generally—they are longtime allies of FLUFFY HERSELF. Indeed, this Terro-Kitten dwells at the very heart of the Democratic Party. Just take a look at these completely genuine photographs:

Anti-war rally, 1971

Little Rock, Arkansas, 1983

Fluffy the Kitten shaking hands with Saddam, Baghdad, Iraq, 1984

As horrible as it is, we must accept the truth about our opponents. They are not anti-kittens-murdering-people. They are just on the other side.