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"Mike and Jon, Jon and Mike—I've known them both for years, and, clearly, one of them is very funny. As for the other: truly one of the great hangers-on of our time."—Steve Bodow, head writer, The Daily Show
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"Who can really judge what's funny? If humor is a subjective medium, then can there be something that is really and truly hilarious? Me. This book."—Daniel Handler, author, Adverbs, and personal representative of Lemony Snicket
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"The good news: I thought Our Kampf was consistently hilarious. The bad news: I’m the guy who wrote Monkeybone."—Sam Hamm, screenwriter, Batman, Batman Returns, and Homecoming
October 29, 2005
Chris Floyd Has Finally Stopped This "Vacation" Nonsense
I'm not sure why Chris Floyd felt he could go on vacation with his family, particularly without authorization, but thankfully he's back. If you haven't seen it already, I particularly recommend this cornocopia cornucopia of horrifying information about Afghanistan.
Of the many blog-paths I daily travel, this is one of the most consistently pleasing and informative. It is with no slight trepidation that I must inform you that it is "cornucopia" (from "cornu", horn; and "copia", plenty), not "cornocopia".
Sincerely,
a man whose classical education has made it possible to secure employment bussing tables at a truck stop cafe.
cavjam,
Did you ever stop to think that rather than "horn of plenty," I might actually be saying "plenty of corn"? Did you ever think of that!??
Of course I wasn't, but I want to regain the upper hand here by making preposterous, shrill accusations.
Also: it's highly significant that your undercover wife selected you for this mission.
Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at October 29, 2005 01:28 PMA lovely post. I missed him too. His blog and yours are on my very short list of daily stops. May you both keep up the very good work.
Posted by: Winter Patriot at October 29, 2005 10:07 PM