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May 09, 2006
We're Very Concerned About Family Values Except Of Course When It Involves Children
Over at This Modern World, Señor Mañana is rightfully appalled about a new CNN story reporting that the American infant mortality rate is higher than that of all other industrialized countries except Latvia. And not just a little worse, a lot worse: "American babies are three times more likely to die in their first month as children born in Japan, and newborn mortality is 2.5 times higher in the United States than in Finland, Iceland or Norway."
Señor Mañana writes:
Because of some unholy confluence of conservatism, free-marketism, and general head-up-ass-ism, this country has never made health care for all a national priority. Things like this are the result, and it infuriates me...For a nation as advanced and wealthy as we are alleged to be, [it's] unspeakably obscene.
I agree. But this actually lets us off easy. America has favorable conditions matched by no other nation that's ever existed. We've suffered less than almost any country from armed conflict, even given the ferocious devastation that was the War of 1812. Meanwhile we have an extremely helpful, temperate climate and natural resources coming out of our noses. By contrast, Japan has 1/3 the infant mortality rate of ours, with no natural resources and sixty years after it was burned to the ground and then nuked. Europe is also far better, after it almost obliterated itself twice within the past century.
In other words, not only should we have the highest level of average health in the world, it shouldn't even be CLOSE. How far we've fallen short of this says something extremely unflattering about us.
For instance, here's how Canadian malcontent John Ralston Saul describes America in The Doubter's Companion:
Posted at May 9, 2006 10:03 PM | TrackBack
by Michael Ventura
February 23, 2005
No concept lies more firmly embedded in our national character than the notion that the USA is "No. 1," "the greatest." Our broadcast media are, in essence, continuous advertisements for the brand name "America Is No. 1." Any office seeker saying otherwise would be committing political suicide. In fact, anyone saying otherwise will be labeled "un-American." We're an "empire," ain't we? Sure we are. An empire without a manufacturing base. An empire that must borrow $2 billion a day from its competitors in order to function. Yet the delusion is ineradicable. We're No. 1. Well...this is the country you really live in:
The United States is 49th in the world in literacy (the New York Times, Dec. 12, 2004).
The United States ranked 28th out of 40 countries in mathematical literacy (NYT, Dec. 12, 2004).
Twenty percent of Americans think the sun orbits the earth. Seventeen percent believe the earth revolves around the sun once a day (The Week, Jan. 7, 2005).
"The International Adult Literacy Survey...found that Americans with less than nine years of education 'score worse than virtually all of the other countries'" (Jeremy Rifkin's superbly documented book The European Dream: How Europe's Vision of the Future Is Quietly Eclipsing the American Dream, p.78).
Our workers are so ignorant and lack so many basic skills that American businesses spend $30 billion a year on remedial training (NYT, Dec. 12, 2004). No wonder they relocate elsewhere!
"The European Union leads the U.S. in...the number of science and engineering graduates; public research and development (R&D) expenditures; and new capital raised" (The European Dream, p.70).
"Europe surpassed the United States in the mid-1990s as the largest producer of scientific literature" (The European Dream, p.70).
Nevertheless, Congress cut funds to the National Science Foundation. The agency will issue 1,000 fewer research grants this year (NYT, Dec. 21, 2004).
Foreign applications to U.S. grad schools declined 28 percent last year. Foreign student enrollment on all levels fell for the first time in three decades, but increased greatly in Europe and China. Last year Chinese grad-school graduates in the U.S. dropped 56 percent, Indians 51 percent, South Koreans 28 percent (NYT, Dec. 21, 2004). We're not the place to be anymore.
The World Health Organization "ranked the countries of the world in terms of overall health performance, and the U.S. [was]...37th." In the fairness of health care, we're 54th. "The irony is that the United States spends more per capita for health care than any other nation in the world" (The European Dream, pp.79-80). Pay more, get lots, lots less.
"The U.S. and South Africa are the only two developed countries in the world that do not provide health care for all their citizens" (The European Dream, p.80). Excuse me, but since when is South Africa a "developed" country? Anyway, that's the company we're keeping.
Lack of health insurance coverage causes 18,000 unnecessary American deaths a year. (That's six times the number of people killed on 9/11.) (NYT, Jan. 12, 2005.)
"U.S. childhood poverty now ranks 22nd, or second to last, among the developed nations. Only Mexico scores lower" (The European Dream, p.81). Been to Mexico lately? Does it look "developed" to you? Yet it's the only "developed" country to score lower in childhood poverty.
Twelve million American families--more than 10 percent of all U.S. households--"continue to struggle, and not always successfully, to feed themselves." Families that "had members who actually went hungry at some point last year" numbered 3.9 million (NYT, Nov. 22, 2004).
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The United States is 41st in the world in infant mortality. Cuba scores higher (NYT, Jan. 12, 2005).
Women are 70 percent more likely to die in childbirth in America than in Europe (NYT, Jan. 12, 2005).
The leading cause of death of pregnant women in this country is murder (CNN, Dec. 14, 2004).
"Of the 20 most developed countries in the world, the U.S. was dead last in the growth rate of total compensation to its workforce in the 1980s.... In the 1990s, the U.S. average compensation growth rate grew only slightly, at an annual rate of about 0.1 percent" (The European Dream, p.39). Yet Americans work longer hours per year than any other industrialized country, and get less vacation time.
"Sixty-one of the 140 biggest companies on the Global Fortune 500 rankings are European, while only 50 are U.S. companies" (The European Dream, p.66). "In a recent survey of the world's 50 best companies, conducted by Global Finance, all but one were European" (The European Dream, p.69).
"Fourteen of the 20 largest commercial banks in the world today are European.... In the chemical industry, the European company BASF is the world's leader, and three of the top six players are European. In engineering and construction, three of the top five companies are European.... The two others are Japanese. Not a single American engineering and construction company is included among the world's top nine competitors. In food and consumer products, Nestlé and Unilever, two European giants, rank first and second, respectively, in the world. In the food and drugstore retail trade, two European companies...are first and second, and European companies make up five of the top ten. Only four U.S. companies are on the list" (The European Dream, p.68).
The United States has lost 1.3 million jobs to China in the last decade (CNN, Jan. 12, 2005).
U.S. employers eliminated 1 million jobs in 2004 (The Week, Jan. 14, 2005).
Three million six hundred thousand Americans ran out of unemployment insurance last year; 1.8 million--one in five--unemployed workers are jobless for more than six months (NYT, Jan. 9, 2005).
Japan, China, Taiwan, and South Korea hold 40 percent of our government debt. (That's why we talk nice to them.) "By helping keep mortgage rates from rising, China has come to play an enormous and little-noticed role in sustaining the American housing boom" (NYT, Dec. 4, 2004). Read that twice. We owe our housing boom to China, because they want us to keep buying all that stuff they manufacture.
Sometime in the next 10 years Brazil will probably pass the U.S. as the world's largest agricultural producer. Brazil is now the world's largest exporter of chickens, orange juice, sugar, coffee, and tobacco. Last year, Brazil passed the U.S. as the world's largest beef producer. (Hear that, you poor deluded cowboys?) As a result, while we bear record trade deficits, Brazil boasts a $30 billion trade surplus (NYT, Dec. 12, 2004).
As of last June, the U.S. imported more food than it exported (NYT, Dec. 12, 2004).
Bush: 62,027,582 votes. Kerry: 59,026,003 votes. Number of eligible voters who didn't show up: 79,279,000 (NYT, Dec. 26, 2004). That's more than a third. Way more. If more than a third of Iraqis don't show for their election, no country in the world will think that election legitimate.
One-third of all U.S. children are born out of wedlock. One-half of all U.S. children will live in a one-parent house (CNN, Dec. 10, 2004).
"Americans are now spending more money on gambling than on movies, videos, DVDs, music, and books combined" (The European Dream, p.28).
"Nearly one out of four Americans [believe] that using violence to get what they want is acceptable" (The European Dream, p.32).
Forty-three percent of Americans think torture is sometimes justified, according to a PEW Poll (Associated Press, Aug. 19, 2004).
"Nearly 900,000 children were abused or neglected in 2002, the last year for which such data are available" (USA Today, Dec. 21, 2004).
"The International Association of Chiefs of Police said that cuts by the [Bush] administration in federal aid to local police agencies have left the nation more vulnerable than ever" (USA Today, Nov. 17, 2004).
No. 1? In most important categories we're not even in the Top 10 anymore. Not even close.
The USA is "No. 1" in nothing but weaponry, consumer spending, debt, and delusion.
Reprinted from the Austin Chronicle.
Posted with no comment, none needed.
Could all this be true? It's incredible. The only good thing about reading this information is that it points up the value of blogs like ATR. You sure as hell won't see it on NBC News.
Posted by: Mimi at May 10, 2006 05:29 AMTwo words: crack babies (brought to you by the war on drugs and the modern welfare state).
Posted by: KipEsquire at May 10, 2006 07:30 AMMimi, he links to a CNN article in the very first sentence of the post.
Posted by: Joe at May 10, 2006 08:32 AMJoeâ€â€Âyes, but I believe she was referring to the stuff in the comment immediately above by Rob Payne.
Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at May 10, 2006 08:35 AMI agree with the post, but I've a tiny quibble. Sure, if you went to STUTTS you might think that the War of 1812 was devastating. But if you lived in Virginia as I did for a time, another conflict might come to mind.
That we haven't had time in the last 140 years to work out some niggling health care issues only shows WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY WE ARE - spreading death - er, democracy - to other countries, and stuff.
Posted by: Aaron Datesman at May 10, 2006 10:54 AMJapan and Europe don't have the demographics the US has. It's comparing apples and oranges. In california the vast majority of health related problems come from very select groups (undocumented or illegal immigrants, poor living on public assistance- and have been for generations). Japan and Europe don't have these issues like the US does.
If you compare the average white collar person working for a large company in the US to that of Japan there is absolutely no difference in health from birth to death.
In fact in many areas the US has much better health. Japan has a rate of traffic accidents that is 5 times greater than the US. This is a statistic much more relevant to the majority of us.
Thanks Hello. So "illegal immigrants" and the "poor living on public assistance" are dragging the average down. Better not count them then eh? Well look at that, we're number one again. Bingo!
And now for the clincher - "Japan has a rate of traffic accidents that is 5 times greater than the US. This is a statistic much more relevant to the majority of us."
I didn't think a person could encapsulate everything that is wrong with the US in a single sentence. I stand corrected.
Posted by: Juicy at May 10, 2006 08:33 PM>apan and Europe don't have the demographics the US has. It's comparing apples and oranges. In california the vast majority of health related problems come from very select groups (undocumented or illegal immigrants, poor living on public assistance- and have been for generations). Japan and Europe don't have these issues like the US does.
Nonsense:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/02/AR2006050200631.html
Controlling for race and class, the the worst single payer health care system in the EU - a truly awful single payer system in many ways, does better than ours.
Posted by: at May 10, 2006 08:36 PM"Japan and Europe don't have the demographics the US has. It's comparing apples and oranges. In california the vast majority of health related problems come from very select groups (undocumented or illegal immigrants, poor living on public assistance- and have been for generations). Japan and Europe don't have these issues like the US does."
Yeah, because there are no undocumented immigrants in the EU...
And California is equivalent to the whole US...
And poor living on assistance in California "have been for generations"...
The difference between the EU and Japan on one hand, and the US on the other, is the way in which public health issues are treated by the government and society as a whole.
Which is, of course, the whole point of this post.
Posted by: floopmeister at May 10, 2006 10:42 PM"If you compare the average white collar person working for a large company in the US to that of Japan there is absolutely no difference in health from birth to death."
Except that the Japanese person will live longer. I guess all those traffic accidents are cancelled out by the obesity and related heart attack epidemic, hey.
Posted by: floopmeister at May 10, 2006 10:45 PMOh as to the contentions someone made about infant mortality vs. stillbirths in a link provided upthread. Try this link to resolve that.
http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/series/sr_03/sr03_012acc.pdf
If you want to do U.S. vs. a other rich nation comparison of combined infant mortality and still births i.e. - neonatal+parinatal births try the pdf file linked above. Document page 29 is the start of the table. The numbers seem to be 12 per 1000 for the U.S. , around 9 per thousand for other rich nations. That is assuming you really want to count a miscarriage exactly the same as an infant dying after birth.