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May 16, 2006

Bob Harris & Teh Funny

Bob Harris:

Bush dispatches National Guard to defend the border with Reality

In a move White House staffers describe as an attempt to shore up his remaining support, President Bush last night announced his intention to send National Guard troops to line his administration's increasingly fragile border with Reality...

"We are a nation of laws," Bush declared, although it was unclear if he understood the words. "Reality is always welcome within our borders, when it is willing to cooperate with our laws and obey our commands. But Reality cannot enter this great nation in an uncontrollable tide. Therefore, tonight, I am announcing a comprehensive solution initiative."

The rest is here.

Posted at May 16, 2006 10:42 PM | TrackBack
Comments

It's ALWAYS a problem for Government when 2+2=4.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at May 16, 2006 11:39 PM

being a nativist means never having to say you're sorry. I think Al Gore said that, after inventing the internets.

Posted by: Jonathan Versen at May 17, 2006 01:10 AM

Sadly, I could not find a MSM source to corroborate the use of the word "Reality" in Bush's speech. It's not that I don't believe Mr. Harris, you understand, but I work with a bunch of MSM journalists, who don't believe anything that isn't confirmed by their own.

Can anyone help?

Posted by: Alexis S at May 17, 2006 04:01 PM

ps: What does "teh" mean? (I really hate being the last one in on the joke.)

Posted by: spaghetti happens at May 18, 2006 08:41 AM