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November 06, 2006
Against Stupidity The Gods Themselves Struggle In Vain, And I'm Not Even A God
The truth is I'm not particularly angry at Jim "Nine Lobotomies" Geraghty. My real anger is directed at those with genuine power: Dick Cheney, Rupert Murdoch, and the International Army of Killer Billionaires. However, they're totally impervious to my puny efforts, whereas it's possible to mildly embarrass tiny fish like Geraghty. Thus Geraghty & co. are on the receiving end of my displaced anger.
With that said, I'm now going to direct my displaced anger at an even tinier fish: "Berkeley Non-conformist," who left this comment on the post about Geraghty:
Wow, Ad Hominem for the win.I find it amusing that the twin arguments of "The United States should fix its mistakes" and "The United States should never fix its mistakes" are so cleverly placed one after the other. Maybe you forgot to place the United Charity announcement between them?
The simple, and yes it is simple enough, truth is this: No one knows if the big-Hussein had any WMDs (God, I hate that acronym), chances are he didn't. However, he would not have hesitated to arm himself with them come the time the sanctions were lifted.
Really, does anyone disagree that SH would have tried to make himself a threat again if he had the ability? Those who do disagree: Hey, reality called, he's sorry about those mean things he said, but he think he can make the relationship work again.
The U.S. invasion was the only thing that prevented the lifting of the sanctions formally or informally (Read, in violation of U.N. orders. What? Countries would violate U.N. orders? THE HORROR!), ergo, the U.S. invasion prevented acquisition and use of WMD by Saddam Hussein, a man worse than the looniest dreams about the man who currently resides in the White House.
Posted by: Berkeley Non-conformist at November 6, 2006 01:12 AM
SWEET RAPPIN' JEHOSAPHAT THAT'S STUPID. Moreover, it's stupid in, as I count it, nine separate ways.
However, rather than explicate the stupid myself, I invite you to explain which part of this spectacular eruption of stupid lava you think is stupiderest.
To get you started, here's number one:
1. What I wrote about Jim Geraghty wasn't "Ad Hominem." Ad Hominem doesn't mean "an argument where you insult someone." It means arguing a statement is wrong because of the nature of the person making the statement.
Thus, an Ad Hominem argument would go like this:
A. Berkeley Non-conformist claims my Jim Geraghty post was Ad Hominem
B. Berkeley Non-conformist couldn't be stupider if his skull were filled with boiling Shoe Goo(tm)
C. Therefore, Berkeley Non-conformist's claim is false
By contrast, my Geraghty post has this structure:
A. Berkeley Non-conformist claims my Jim Geraghty post was Ad Hominem
B. Berkeley Non-conformist's claim is false because he's misunderstood the meaning of Ad Hominem; here's why
C. Therefore, Berkeley Non-conformist clearly has the IQ of pumice
All right, it's all yours. I'm hoping you'll come up with some stupid angles that haven't even occurred to me.
Posted at November 6, 2006 07:26 AM | TrackBackYou are a meanie.
I've given small kids high fives and met with servicemen and even hugged black people, so that proves I'm nice. No wait, I don't think I've ever hugged a black person, but I've tried to-- they just keep running away. Anyway, I'm really, really nice.
Posted by: Dick Cheney at November 6, 2006 08:18 AM>> Really, does anyone disagree that SH would have tried to make himself a threat again if he had the ability?
Berkeley NC is admitting that Saddam was NOT a threat. He's not a threat, so we invade. There's logic to this madness.
>> The U.S. invasion was the only thing that prevented the lifting of the sanctions
Hate to be technical, but the US invasion was the only thing that LED TO THE LIFTING of the sanctions. Now Iraq is free to get all the WMDs it wants. (Which I assume it is doing, right under the nose of the most ineffective occupying power ever.)
>> the U.S. invasion prevented acquisition and use of WMD by Saddam Hussein
Are we taking about the same Saddam who had spent the last 10 years getting rid of his WMD programs. Or some other Saddam, like what's his name? Oh yes, Musharraf. That guy loves WMDs!
Bonus question: Why did Bush kick out the UN inspectors when they were asking for more time? Could it be it's because they reported the absence of WMDs in Iraq?
Yes, inspections, Berkeley, remember the inspections?
Not to mention that 'arming yourself' is not the same as 'making yourself a threat'.
Not to mention that the 'badness' of men (in this context) has to be heavily factored by their ability to exercise their 'badness'; that is: a 'mildly bad' (or even merely obtuse) guy with 10,000 nuclear missiles is a lot 'worse' than, perhaps, an 'extremely bad' one but with only a few canisters of mustard gas.
Posted by: abb1 at November 6, 2006 08:50 AM...the U.S. invasion prevented acquisition and use of WMD by Saddam Hussein, a man worse than the looniest dreams about the man who currently resides in the White House.
So we should invade Canada, Lithuania, Australia and many other countries because they could aquire devistating weapons (DW). Better acronym than WMD?
The point being we shouldn't invade a country because they may become a threat to US. Pretty simple really.
That first comment was so funny. Didn't know Cheney had such a sense of humor.
Posted by: Mimi at November 6, 2006 09:57 AMI think that Bernard struck at the heart of teh stupid before I even got up this morning. However, I have a nominee for the portion of the comment which demonstrates the most exemplary level of obliviousness:
"What? Countries would violate U.N. orders? THE HORROR!"
to Berkeley Non-conformist: Do you mean, like, the U.S.?
Posted by: Aaron Datesman at November 6, 2006 11:20 AMFolks like 'Berkeley non-Conformist' need to get it through their heads that the invasion of Iraq was the single stupidest bit of US policy ever .. by a wide margin. That this conclusion is never going away.
It was also immoral, but the stunning stupidity of those who wanted the war to happen is one thing that will stick in Western history books.
Since they were stupid, people are going to call them stupid. Convincing himself that he is smart by using a Latin phrase doesn't change a damn thing.
I have this image in my head of him in a fancy restaurant with a group of people and all them nodding their heads on how outrageous and unfair it is that the liberals are using ad hominem remarks about their brilliant, well-meant invasion. Then they quaff their wine, laugh and leave a tiny tip because the waiter looked at them funny.
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btw, I think it goes even further than stupidity with a significant percentage of these guys. Notice the parallel to how bullies act in elementary-school. After they intimidate and beat up other kids, one excuse bullies invariably use (in the times they are caught) is 'he called me a name'. It doesn't matter to the bullies whether the name-calling came after or before their violence, saying they were called a name is the last refuge of the bully.
I am not sure how far this parallel goes. But I am offended by 'Berkeley non-conformist's complaint that he was called a name, while arguing for a policy that has caused so much real suffering.
Posted by: Henry at November 6, 2006 11:54 AM@Henry:
>Folks like 'Berkeley non-Conformist' need to get
>it through their heads that the invasion of Iraq
>was the single stupidest bit of US policy ever ..
>by a wide margin.
Some people are incapable of understanding complex ideas such as what goes on in foreign relations; situations that have all manner of shades of gray, nuance, etc. It sounds like BnC is just one such person.
He is probably not a bad person, just doesn't have the ability to understand what is going on. For people like him, "We fight them there, so we don't have to fight them there" makes perfect sense.
Thinking that you can get BnC to understand that the "War On Terrah" is a boondogle is about as easy (and possible) as getting an elephant to drive a Mini Cooper.
Posted by: Beryn at November 6, 2006 12:49 PMThe U.S. invasion was the only thing that prevented the lifting of the sanctions formally
This one reminds me of the argument I occasionally hear from capital punishment advocates, that if we don't top convicts they might serve out their sentence and be released on parole or as the result of a successful appeal.
Posted by: RobW at November 6, 2006 06:14 PMThe ad hominem part seems pretty stupid, as does the fact that I can't tell what the comment actually responded to. The first two sentences look like a response to some other post, perhaps one inside the author's head. Oh, and then we have his Matrix-philosophy definition of the word "know". (Dude, maybe the whole Iraq war is an illusion created by the worst WMD of all!) But I particularly like the way he ignored the role of inspections entirely. You may recall that inspections more or less dismantled Saddam's entire weapons program after the first Gulf War. Getting the inspectors back in the country would therefore seem to remove the need for military action. (This of course sounds like Kerry's stated reason for giving the President the authority to threaten war. Except it seemed obvious from the start that W would abuse that authority, so I don't know what Kerry was thinking.)
Posted by: hf at November 6, 2006 07:42 PM(Dude, maybe the whole Iraq war is an illusion created by the worst WMD of all!)
Damn, now I'm getting chills.
When I was about 12 I wondered if WWII was just a hoax (Holocaust denial was nothing compared to that). My reasoning--why would a bunch of perfect strangers all over the world try to kill each other? I thought about this for about three seconds and then thought "Well, why not?". And never looked back.
Now you've got me thinking again.
Stupidity is really very intellectually stimulating, in a pointless and moronic way, of course.
Posted by: Donald Johnson at November 6, 2006 09:28 PMActually, the US has done stupid stuff before the Iraq war and will probably do stupid stuff after it. I just finished reading Tuchman's March of Folly. What fun. I particularly liked the parallels between how US officials behaved in Vietnam to how British officials behaved during the american war of independence.
Posted by: Anna in Portland (was Cairo) at November 7, 2006 01:30 PM"Hey, reality called, he's sorry about those mean things he said, but he think he can make the relationship work again."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!