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November 23, 2006
Here's Something To Be Thankful For Today
If George Bush had already decided to invade Iraq by February 2002, who do you think should have been told about it? I ask because apparently everyone on earth knew except regular Americans.
Everyone? you wonder. Including Australian wheat company executives?
Yes, including Australian wheat company executives:
A SENIOR diplomat tipped off wheat exporter AWB a year before the Iraq war that Australia would join the US-led invasion, new documents show...The documents, released by the Cole inquiry yesterday, show Australia's then UN ambassador John Dauth revealed the Howard Government's position to former AWB chairman Trevor Flugge.
Mr Dauth briefed Mr Flugge in New York in February 2002 - 13 months before the invasion - and the details appear in minutes of AWB's February 27 board meeting tendered to the inquiry.
"The ambassador stated that he believed that US military action to depose Saddam Hussein was inevitable and that at this time the Australian Government would support and participate in such action,'' the minutes said...
"The ambassador believed that the latest olive branch from the Iraqis was likely to stave off US action (for) 12 to 18 months but that some military action was inevitable.''
UPDATE: The actual text of the memo is here.
Posted at November 23, 2006 08:13 AM | TrackBackYeah.
What's the deal with Mr. Cheney - he is in Iraq - no he isn't - yes he is - no he isn't.
Human cloning? OK, but why should they clone Dick Cheney of all people?
Posted by: abb1 at November 23, 2006 10:39 AMYou have got to be kidding. Who in America didn't know? The people with their fingers in their ears jumping on one foot and yelling, LA-LA-LA-LA, I'M-NOT-HEARING-YOU!!!!
The sanctions on Iraq were already failing at the conclusion of the Clinton administration and the usual cast in the old and new administration was running around breathlessly with the vapors. Note that by December 2001, Judith Miller was planting pinted alarming tales of weapons in the hands of Iraqi madmen (to add to her breathless pre-war, UN inspection crap), and the Atta/Czech/Iraq connection being advertised up and down the government's official news organs. By early 2002 we had also started to preposition major troop forces nowhere near Afghanistan and divert money authorized for Afghanistan to other projects in the Iraqi proximity.
You just can't spend $700M in the dark and quietly. Moving that money around creates waves. And you can't put a major mass of the military in Kuwait and not use them. The military knew full well. The newspapers of record knew full well. Donahue knew full well. Hell, dogs across America kept barking at the TV ominously -- that should have told us there was a low frequency rumble underfoot.
Even so, as I recall, the president had like 80% support when he invaded Iraq in 2003. LA-LA-LA-LA...
Posted by: Ted at November 23, 2006 03:58 PMTed,
But how much of that support was based on the lies, the mushroom cloud etc. Even the politicians are saying the would have reconsidered their decision now knowing the true situation.
But how much of that support was based on the lies, the mushroom cloud etc. Even the politicians are saying the would have reconsidered their decision now knowing the true situation.
I'm not trying to give Jonathan a hard time on the Australia info - it's confirming what we knew, not what we didn't know. Just making the observation that we've got a lot of excuses that the government lied to us about the war and seem to have collective amnesia of the leadup. Particularly now when the stuff isn't working. I think our memory would be working differently if the war went swimmingly (for us). And I think the politicians are cowardly scum that are distancing themselves because the electorate hates failure, not because it made much difference for what reason we went to war in 2001-2003. In 2001-2002, the politicians reflected the blood-lust of the electorate, so they voted for the authorization -- it was low, low risk -- they reflected the sentiments I indicated earlier in the polls.
I find it hard to believe that the government lied compellingly and abnormally, because you'd have to be some kind of naive to think the government tells the truth and thus we're surprised that, gasp, lies on occasion.
During 2001/2002 we put a lot of men and equipment in the field. I saw a LOT of convoys on the highway to destinations unknown and asked myself, hmm -- where's this all going? Will the rotational costs be justified if it's not used? If it's not used won't it indicate weak leadership to send 500K men to the middle east only to have them return six-months later? Won't it be viewed that accepting any compliance by Saddam would be postponing the problem (like his dad did 10 years prior). Wouldn't this be used as an excuse to clean house once an for all? Are we apt to let the UN set our security policy because they think we're unilateral? How would THAT play with the average American? Don't we have a right to preemptive war?
A lot of coded reporting occurred that indicated precisely what was going to happen, and yet, political forces both on the right and left told us that it was undecided if we'd go to war. Only the clueless believed that. I'm sorry if characterizing it so offends anyone.
People want to be lied to obliquely because it absolves them of responsibility and provides plausible deniability. And now we can all deny involvement or prior knowledge of the war (except for that pesky Google). But look, when the PRESS is being patriotic, you know that you're going to get a pack of lies on a range of issues. And the press is still being patriotic vs. truthful because, well, because it's owned by large media with no further responsibility other than selling us crap. Our choice is to be comfortable by following the patriotic press or uncomfortable by demanding truth from the press and ourselves.
We'll go through this exercise again after Iran.
Posted by: Ted at November 24, 2006 02:18 PMOur choice is to be comfortable by following the patriotic press or uncomfortable by demandingtruth from the press and ourselves.
We'll go through this exercise again after Iran.
Posted by: Ted at November 24, 2006 02:18 PM
Ted,
I have not seen many who truely demand truth from the banaly patriotic press.What happened was that a majority of Americans became flag waving, banal, patriots following the press right after 9/11.Those of us who formed the peace initiative before the 2nd Iraq war knew damn well that Bush et., al. were lying and that Iraq was destined to become another Vietnam.
For that effort,the largest,world wide peace marches ever were labeled a "focus group"by Bush, and the idiot MSM either bought it or was bought(a more plausible theory)or they just wanted the damn war(an even more plausible theory).It is not sound judgement to trust the press in this country anymore.They have sold us down the river.
And if they back Bush`s plan to go into Iran,as they seem to be doing,we`re going to be in a world of hurt--like we aren`t already.I pray daily that we come to our senses before it`s too late.But I also am aware of how insane our leaders appear to be.God help us all.
My mother-in-law's next-door neighbor's son worked for a division of Halliburton. In 2002, he was located in Kuwait where he and his coworkers were preparing for the invasion of Iraq and the subsequent contract work which the company already held.
I knew in 2002 that we would invade Iraq because my mother-in-law told me. After that, I could never get over the idea that this entire war was primarily profit driven. If not, we sure got the industrial half of the complex on board early.
Posted by: cajay at November 25, 2006 03:04 PMThe amusing thing is that war isn’t profitable. Wasting hundreds of billions of dollars in order to make hundreds of millions of dollars for those with political connections is economically insane. Thankfully for Pharaoh and his pet industries, the hundreds of billions of dollars in operating expenses are forcibly paid by other people, while the ‘profits’ are theirs to keep. War is just the redistribution of wealth by other means.
Posted by: Cous Cous at November 28, 2006 02:28 PMThe amusing thing is that war isn’t profitable. Wasting hundreds of billions of dollars in order to make hundreds of millions of dollars for those with political connections is economically insane. Thankfully for Pharaoh and his pet industries, the hundreds of billions of dollars in operating expenses are forcibly paid by other people, while the ‘profits’ are theirs to keep. War is just the redistribution of wealth by other means.
resposted to fix the mangled bits
Posted by: Cous Cous at November 28, 2006 02:31 PM