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February 12, 2007

Zut Alors! Encore Avec Le Funnie!

Mike:

The International Space Station lost power for a few hours on Sunday. Officials said that the batteries became drained after the crew got obsessed with trying to get their Nintendo Wii to work in zero-gravity.


The Israeli Defense Ministry announced Monday that had it had tested that country's state-of-the-art anti-missile system. "The test was a complete success," said the official. "President Bush picked up on the first ring."

The rest.

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Comments

Dennis Perrin is on a roll as well.

http://redstateson.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-edition.html

You guys need to set up some cameras and add your deliveries. Post to Youtube or another video service to which you agree to the terms.

Posted by: patience at February 12, 2007 10:27 PM

Mike is wrong. It's not the Swiss Alps. It's the Italian Alps. Honestly, I don't know what you guys would do without me.

Posted by: Bernard Chazelle at February 13, 2007 12:37 AM

"President Bush picked up on the first ring."


It appears Der Fuhrer has his trigger-finger at the ready to launch those 'nuke-ya-ler' missiles that he longs to send in the direction of Tehran and obviously he is eagerly waiting by the phone for any piss-poor excuse to do so.

In the words of Harry Shearer "If this is the end of the world, Armageddon outta here!"

Posted by: JLaR at February 13, 2007 03:10 AM