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May 03, 2007
I'm Trying Not To Believe This, Because It Fits Too Perfectly Into My World View
This has been bouncing around the blurkosphere: according to Christopher Hitchens, Karl Rove is an atheist:
Has anyone in the Bush administration confided in you about being an atheist?Posted at May 3, 2007 09:44 AM | TrackBackHITCHENS: Well, I don’t talk that much to them—maybe people think I do. I know something which is known to few but is not a secret. Karl Rove is not a believer, and he doesn’t shout it from the rooftops, but when asked, he answers quite honestly. I think the way he puts it is, “I’m not fortunate enough to be a person of faith.”
Given Christopher Hitchens' (apparently) intimate knowlege of Karl Rove's 'inner life', I'd sure like to know who else was in the room when he (allegedly) offered up his one and only prayer...
Posted by: Mike at May 3, 2007 10:37 AMThe implication here is that Bush is a "Christian" because he *says* he is. This is a totally unChristian notion, as Jesus spent much of his time deriding the hypocrites. Tell a tree by its fruits, thrown to the fire, etc, etc.... No one has picked up this mantle as it's too powerful; it's implication more revolutionary than the hollow "religious liberals" would want anyone to see.
Posted by: sam -- err -- osama at May 3, 2007 11:00 AMThe elites know where their bread is buttered. They know how powerful religion is and how it helps make politics and law irrelevant. This is nothing new.
People like Rove are "cut-throats", and as cut-throats they respect nothing or no one in any situation that does not have the power to make them accountable. Power is the only way to their black hearts. Once your their they'll just kill you.
Make no mistake; The elites don't believe in god.... They believe they are god. How else could their immorality be explained?
Posted by: at May 3, 2007 12:28 PMRove didn't exactly say he was an atheist. I read his statement like the kind of thing you would say if you were Satan's right-hand man on this planet, maybe if you sold your soul and had been damned to serving the devil for all eternity. "...not fortunate...," indeed.
But I'll admit that this interpretation probably fits too conveniently into my own World View.
Posted by: Whistler Blue at May 3, 2007 03:21 PMSorry, we don't want him. And frankly, I don't know why he wouldn't be attracted to a bloodthirsty psychopath like Jehovah anyway.
Posted by: atheist at May 3, 2007 03:49 PMI would be disappointed to learn that Rove and I shared an unbelief were it not for the fact that I think many at the highest levels in the Bush administration are atheists and are just such cynical, opportunistic sacks of pus that they would do or say anything to further their ambitions.
They give atheism a bad name.
Posted by: DBK at May 3, 2007 04:44 PMI'm Trying Not To Believe This, Because It Fits Too Perfectly Into My World View
Your view that the world is just a couple of smart assholes leading a bunch of dumb assholes, you mean?
Or maybe that's only my view.
Posted by: that other atheist at May 3, 2007 09:42 PMYour view that the world is just a couple of smart assholes leading a bunch of dumb assholes, you mean?
Basically, yes. I've always suspected a lot of the people at the top of the "Christian" right in the U.S. are utterly cynical and consciously view their followers as sheep to be herded and sheared.
Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at May 3, 2007 10:37 PMI've always suspected a lot of the people at the top of the "Christian" right in the U.S. are utterly cynical and consciously view their followers as sheep to be herded and sheared.
Kinda goes with the whole Neoconservative POV. (The POV that Strauss supposedly had, anyhow.)
Posted by: atheist at May 3, 2007 11:09 PMCompletely unsurprising.
I remember a report from the 2004 campaign about Rove going around the WH whistling "Onward Christian Soldiers," and later hearing a quote from Seneca about religion being important to people and useful to politicians -- Say it ain't so, Karl (& Karl).
BTW, love your comments at Tom Tomorrow's site.
Posted by: MaryCh at May 4, 2007 02:25 AMThe thing that I don't believe is that Rove would admit it. It would cost him nothing to just say he was christian, since no one would bother ranting about his lack of church attendance. Has anyone ever seen Rove actually admitting this in print? Hitch is not a reliable source to me.
Posted by: PartisanJ at May 4, 2007 02:34 AMRove's not exactly someone we want on our team. And by team, I mean the International Atheist Conspiracy Softball team. Mofo throws like a girl.
Posted by: Keith at May 4, 2007 07:40 PM