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June 21, 2007

Like Goebbels, But Without The Personal Charm

Via Glenn Greenwald, here's Norman Podhoretz explaining what will happen if we bomb the hell out of Iran:

Well, if we were to bomb the Iranians as I hope and pray we will...It's entirely possible that many countries, particularly in the Middle East -- the Sunni countries like Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Jordan, who are very worried about Iranian influence and power -- would at least secretly applaud us. And I think it's possible that other countries in Europe, for example, and elsewhere, would be relieved...

As I've said before regarding Charles Krauthammer, it would be easier not to compare these guys to Nazi propagandists if everything they said wasn't straight out of Nazi propaganda:

The future of Europe hangs on our success in the East. We are ready to defend it...There are many serious voices in Europe that have already realized this. Others still resist. That cannot influence us. If danger faced them alone, we could view their reluctance as literary nonsense of no significance. But the danger faces us all, and we must all do our share. Those who today do not understand that will thank us tomorrow on bended knees that we courageously and firmly took on the task.

Posted at June 21, 2007 11:32 AM | TrackBack
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So, you have read Goebbels' essay from the January 21, 1939 Voelkischer Beobachter: "Was will eigentlich Amerika?" ("What does America really want?")
Brilliant, ja?
Hochachtungsvoll, for the The American Goebbels Fan Klub

Posted by: donescobar at June 21, 2007 02:14 PM

I found more interesting similarities. From Goebbels’ speech:

“When I jump over the past to look ahead, I do it intentionally. The time is short! There is no time for fruitless debates. We must act, immediately, thoroughly, and decisively, as has always been the National Socialist way.”

What Rice said:

Rice acknowledged that "there will always be some uncertainty" in determining how close Iraq may be to obtaining a nuclear weapon but said, "We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud."

"The one thing he has determined is we simply cannot afford to do nothing," she added.

What Cheney said:

"We're at the point where we think time is not on our side,"

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/09/08/iraq.debate/

There just never seems to be enough time.

Posted by: rob payne at June 21, 2007 03:36 PM

Power is power.

Posted by: hedgehog at June 22, 2007 12:41 AM

When Herr Goebbels says,
"We own the Earth und Space"
WE HEIL
Right in Herr Goebbels face

Posted by: Mike Meyer at June 22, 2007 01:56 AM

What a moment in American history, where we search the writings of Nazis to find parallels
with those of our own "leadership." The "time is short" meme is a page lifted from a Futurist
manifesto, and also flies in the face of the old
National Review idea of "don't let them immanentize the eschaton." Although I know the neocon push for blood is less about eschatology (unlike their benighted faux-Christian supporters, all 5 of them) than about a "window of opportunity," which they see as imminently closing and which, they fear, may be a unique moment in American political history.

Not that Hillary or that actor or whoever wouldn't
also gleefully follow the neocon plan. It's just that America may be too broke in a few years to
be an effective rotweiler.

Jonathan, you are the new Billmon.

Posted by: Oarwell at June 22, 2007 11:29 AM

What a moment in American history, where we search the writings of Nazis to find parallels
with those of our own "leadership." The "time is short" meme is a page lifted from a Futurist
manifesto, and also flies in the face of the old
National Review idea of "don't let them immanentize the eschaton." Although I know the neocon push for blood is less about eschatology (unlike their benighted faux-Christian supporters, all 5 of them) than about a "window of opportunity," which they see as imminently closing and which, they fear, may be a unique moment in American political history.

Not that Hillary or that actor or whoever wouldn't
also gleefully follow the neocon plan. It's just that America may be too broke in a few years to
be an effective rotweiler.

Jonathan, you are the new Billmon.

Posted by: Oarwell at June 22, 2007 11:29 AM

Apologies for the doppelganger.

Posted by: Oarwell at June 22, 2007 11:31 AM

"Jonathan, you are the new Billmon."

Needs a touch more bitterness, some self-loathing and occasional lashing out at his own fan club. I do miss Billmon, despite all that. A prickly sort of genius.

Jon is brilliant without the quirks listed above.

Posted by: Donald Johnson at June 22, 2007 02:03 PM

I also miss Jeanne at Body and Soul, but that's enough of the sad "where have the great bloggers of last year gone?" routine

Posted by: Donald Johnson at June 22, 2007 02:05 PM