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September 24, 2007
This Ahmadinejad Guy Is Even Worse Than I Thought!
Sen. Joseph Lieberman, I-Conn., said he thought Columbia's invitation to Ahmadinejad was a mistake "because he comes literally with blood on his hands."
Not just figuratively, but literally with blood on his hands. I'm sorry, that's just bad manners.
Posted at September 24, 2007 05:23 PM | TrackBackOh nooooooooooooooooooooo!
As co-author of "Our Kampf" you have put together Lieberman (ein Jude) + Blood (Blut) and Nose (Nase). Das ist schlimm. We are cancelling your subscription to "Der Stuermer" and substituting "Commentary" in its place. Enjoy, Herr Schwarz, If that is indeed your name.
Posted by: donescobar at September 24, 2007 07:56 PMWhose blood, exactly? Did Lieberman elaborate? (Then again Sen. Joe has at least some of the blood of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis on his hands. You would think these guys could not look themselves in the mirror after saying stuff like that.)
Posted by: Feeder of Felines at September 24, 2007 08:19 PMAs co-author of "Our Kampf" you have put together Lieberman (ein Jude) + Blood (Blut) and Nose (Nase).
Wait, what? I think you were taking something away from this that was not there. But I may change it a bit for clarity.
Sen. Joe has at least some of the blood of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis on his hands
Yes, but literally?
Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at September 24, 2007 08:42 PMHow many murderous occupations is Iran running again? Compare that to how many the US and our shitty little "ally" Israel are running.
What a sleazy douchebag this little moron Lieberman (Likud - Israel) is.
Posted by: ran at September 24, 2007 09:49 PMIt used to be that they'd give you those packets of wash 'n' dry on airline flights, so maybe that's why he literally had blood on his hands. Or maybe he mugged and knifed someone on the way to his appearance.
Posted by: Bob In Pacifica at September 24, 2007 10:56 PMIf you prick Lieberman, does he not bleed?
(Through the nose?)
Genug. Lieberman is an unctuous, sanctimonious and kosher version of retired Senator John Danforth, the rabbi to Danforth's preacher. Full of holy hot air, the pair.
just out of curiosity: if you vote for an unnecessary war's authorization as a senator, is there a blood-on-your-hands ratio to a pro war vote of a mere house member? I mean, I know they get paid the same(per year, not per vote-- as far as I know...).
Posted by: weh weh weh at September 25, 2007 04:03 AMONE MURDER makes one a murderer. Two or more brings in the question of mass or serial, I suppose. Maybe there is a belt system to murder now. A white belt for your first time, then on to green, red, brown, and of course black belt, for your Stalins and Hitlers. I figure it only takes one to make you a murderer.
Posted by: Mike Meyer at September 25, 2007 09:51 AMI figure it only takes one to make you a murderer.
It takes getting in shape and good conditioning.
You could pull a muscle or something with that kind of thinking.
Posted by: Ted at September 25, 2007 04:29 PMTed: Too Existentialists? Maybe if the Dems could take up that "kind" of thinking, they could win an election without the Repubs HANDING it to them and have the confidence to win when the Repubs do HAND IT TO THEM. (and NOT hand it back!!!)
Posted by: Mike Meyer at September 25, 2007 07:55 PM
