A new twist to "Up the creek without a paddle".

As usual, Dennis is on to something. But what?
The "fuck us in the ass" worldview (Weltanschauung to the inner Kraut in you)may well come from the male locker room, where most of our leaders experienced their formative learning. Except for FDR, HST and LBJ, jocks,almost all of them. The male locker room became the Eton (as in playing fields of) of our foreign policy. But, whether they want to fuck others in the ass or live in fear of being fucked in the ass, that I don't know. Perhaps a psychohistorian of the Presidency, teaming up with an SI football reporter (all that patting on the ass--foreplay?)will write a bombshell of a book.
It is, it also appears, an Anglo-Saxon sort of thing, with humor concentrated on fuck(ing). German humor goes more for the Scheisse (shit) inclination of male thinking and acting.
How the Jews fit into all of this, given their own contribution to humor, or blacks, I don't even want to touch.

If it were true then why wasn't Jeff Gannon deployed for this mission?

Well, you could point out that Muslims in general have much stricter sexual habits than Christians and Jews, and that therefore, f--king in aforesaid asses would not likely take place. But then your opponent would just find another argument, so why bother?

i think the right response is, "you wish"

Well, you could point out that Muslims in general have much stricter sexual habits than Christians and Jews, and that therefore, f--king in aforesaid asses would not likely take place. But then your opponent would just find another argument, so why bother?

As*fu*king aside, it's their handiness with power drills concerns me more, although I'm not sure that didn't come from our own manuals.

If there's no market in the middle east for Black & Decker, you create the market.

...and call it Blackwater & Decker.

...and call it Blackwater & Decker.

Touche! Or however they say in German.

I can't decide if the manual is a military/intelligence manual or an economic one.

I'm going with economic.

Conservatives really do have an anal fixation. In more ways than one.

So we have to fight them there so they don't come and tap their feet in our public bathroom stalls here?

At least this explains why the undercover cops in the Minneapolis airport are so concerned with this particular security threat. It really is a key battleground in the War on Terror.

Perhaps a lot of hardhats out there are sitting in front of the TV (watching Fox news, of course) with their pants down around their ankles and muttering angrily, "Dammit, where's the anal action? They promised anal. They promised!"

I am struck by irony, again and again, that the persons most preoccupied with American "greatness" tend to favor policies that are that much more likely to make ours a second-rate country.

I am struck by irony, again and again, that the persons most preoccupied with American "greatness" tend to favor policies that are that much more likely to make ours a second-rate country.

Concern for greatness in terms of countries?

Not sure there's a lot of room for human rights, dignity or treating the needs of people generally equally, as long as arbitrary lines define the greatness of one people over another.

WHERE HAS all the love gone, it's all just sex and sex and sex anymore.

You will be pleased to note that the Repubs have adopted this as their 2008 conference theme. "2008? Screw you!" is the subtext, I believe. Skeptical? See the logo.