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October 16, 2007

Stabbed In The Back

This is from Osama bin Laden's will, which he wrote in Tora Bora in December, 2001:

If it were not for treason I would have triumphed.

...proving once again that there is no war so preposterous that the crazed right-wingers who start it can't blame others when they lose.

Posted at October 16, 2007 09:16 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Of? If?

Posted by: buermann at October 17, 2007 01:57 AM

"Of it"? Of what? Who types his stuff?

Posted by: Tirebiter in Sector R at October 17, 2007 08:55 AM

BUT FOR the want of YOUR phonecall, we could IMPEACH. (1-202-225-0100 SAY IMPEACH)

Posted by: Mike Meyer at October 17, 2007 12:28 PM

Personally I don't see the LOSS, and it seems to me that the TRAITORS (DEADEYE AND SHRUB) actually have helped to further OSAMA BIN LADEN's cause. (I'd like to see that bastard HANGED on the Manhattan, NY courthouse lawn)

Posted by: Mike Meyer at October 17, 2007 12:36 PM

OT: My friends are saying the we need to lock up Capitol Hill from our Congress Persons and force them to hold sessions in THE GREEN ZONE. (they must be armed, of course, so they may defend themselves and the Zone)

Posted by: Mike Meyer at October 17, 2007 01:43 PM

Mike -
Which bastard do you want to see hanged? Your post is like a multiple-choice test.....

Posted by: Aaron Datesman at October 17, 2007 04:23 PM

PICK ANY ONE of the three you like. (I was refering to BIN LADEN, myself, but cancer is cancer whether it's in your BLOOD or coming out your ASS.)

Posted by: Mike Meyer at October 17, 2007 04:38 PM

"The blissful ignorance of mankind's overlords can't remain as total as it used to." - from a prior post

How many know about this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/7048612.stm

It's been that way for awhile. I heard the US is planning a military air field in Lebanon, and the road from the port to the air field goes right by this refugee camp.

what a co-inky-dink.

Posted by: Susan at October 17, 2007 04:52 PM

Why don't they just use the IDF's airfields Susan? I mean, we paid for 'em.

Anyway, what they want and what they get may be two different things. There may be factions within Lebanon that put the kibosh on the bullshit.

Posted by: ran at October 17, 2007 05:31 PM

Arthur Silber: THANK YOU for your concern and questions concerning my kinsman( yes, my Father's Family is from central Florida) Andrew Meyer and his asking Kerry the WRONG QUESTION. (or maybe it was the right question and he just recieved the wrong answer)

Posted by: Mike Meyer at October 17, 2007 07:12 PM