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November 12, 2007

Veterans Day

By: Bernard Chazelle

After the spirited wit of Uncle Peter's enchanting verse, this may come as reheated pizza wrapped in a wet blanket. But try it. You'll find it nice and filling.


I knew a simple soldier boy
Who grinned at life in empty joy,
Slept soundly through the lonesome dark,
And whistled early with the lark.

In winter trenches, cowed and glum,
With crumps and lice and lack of rum,
He put a bullet through his brain.
No one spoke of him again.

You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
Sneak home and pray you'll never know
The hell where youth and laughter go.


The poem reminds me of a teenager's funeral I once attended: it was me and a grand total of 14 people. I know because I counted. (Apparently, mental patients are not too good at making friends before they commit suicide.) I looked around at all the empty pews and I thought: Wow! So, that's what it all comes down to, huh? 14 people... Being young and insecure, I began to count how many might show up at my own funeral, but I got queazy and stopped before I got to 14.

Sassoon's poem is famous for its last stanza. But the closing verses are so full of the exhilaration of anger they make you forget the earlier punchline: "No one spoke of him again." That's what it's all about.

For Bush and his associates, Veterans Day is a day to honor remembrance (but not to remember), to celebrate victory (but not to mourn the defeat that is every dead body), and to pay homage to the Unknown Soldier, Sassoon's antihero, the "simple soldier boy who grinned at life in empty joy." So conveniently unknown that no one spoke of him again.

Posted at November 12, 2007 10:27 PM | TrackBack
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Well, they may be unremembered but they didn't die in vain. Oil is nearly $100 a barrel, corporate profits and the stock markets are at all-time highs, and the VeePee has moved into a new $2.9 million home, just down the street from Rumsfeld's, bought with Halliburton dividends. Sleep well in your trenches, you gentle heroes.

If you are able, save them a place inside of you
and save one backward glance when you are leaving
for the places they can no longer go.
Be not ashamed to say you loved them,
though you may or may not have always.
Take what they have left and what they have taught you
with their dying and keep it with your own.
And in that time when men decide and feel safe
to call the war insane, take one moment to embrace
those gentle heroes you left behind.

This poem written by Major Michael Davis O'Donnell, on January 1, 1970 in Dak To 2 months before his death. Major O'Donnell was a helicopter commander with the 170th Aviation Company, 17th Aviation Group, 52nd Aviation Batalion, 1st Aviation Brigade. He and his crew were shot down on 24 March, 1970 while performing an extraction operation.

Major O'Donnell's remains were never found.

(Christ, I cry every time I read this poem.)

Posted by: Don Bacon at November 13, 2007 12:06 AM

That wasn't reheated anything, that was an incredible poem. Blew me away.

Posted by: Guest at November 13, 2007 12:27 AM

If we're doing this here's one of the stanzas from Auden's "Shield of Achilles":

A place without a feature, bare and brown
No blade of grass, no sign of neighbourhood,
Nothing to eat and nowhere to sit down,
Yet, congregated on its blankness, stood
An unintelligible multitude
A million eyes, a million boots, in line
Without expression, waiting for a sign.
Out of the air a voice without a face
Proved by statistics that some cause was just
In tones as blank and level as the place;
No-one was cheered and nothing was discussed.
Column by column in a cloud of dust
They marched away enduring a belief
Whose logic brought them, somewhere else, to grief.

It should be printed on every conscription letter.

Posted by: MFB at November 13, 2007 01:43 AM

Don: Thanks for the poem and background.

Guest "Reheated" was a reference to my previous use of the poem. In fact, I can't get enough of it. Both Sassoon and his friend Wilfred Owen made a point of keeping their war poetry as simple as possible to make it accessible to everyone. The crafting is just superb. A line like "With crumps and lice and lack of rum" is pure genius. It's got symmetry (almost a palindrome), rhythm, alliterations. Almost as good as Tupac and Nas... :-)

Posted by: Bernard Chazelle at November 13, 2007 01:48 AM

Wilfred Owen's poems are favorites of mine, especially "Futility." Owen was killed just a week before the end of WW I. Bells were ringing to mark the Armistice as his parents received the telegram announcing his death.

Posted by: Rosemary Molloy at November 13, 2007 07:56 AM

"Out of the air a voice without a face
Proved by statistics that some cause was just
In tones as blank and level as the place;"

MFB, how did Auden know about our current administration?

Wonderful and enraging poems all. I don't need to be sobbing at 9:30 in the morning.

Posted by: catherine at November 13, 2007 09:35 AM

While we're at it, this is from Witter Bynner's "American Version" of the Tao Te Ching:

31

Even the finest arms are an instrument of evil,
A spread of plague,
And the way for a vital man to go is not the way of a soldier.
But in time of war men civilized in peace
Turn from their higher to their lower nature.
Arms are an instrument of evil,
No measure for thoughtful men
Until there fail all other choice
But sad acceptance of it.
Triumph is not beautiful.
He who thinks triumph beautiful
Is one with a will to kill,
And one with a will to kill
Shall never prevail upon the world.
It is a good sign when man's higher nature comes forward,
A bad sign when his lower nature comes forward,
When retainers take charge
And the master stays back
As in the conduct of a funeral.
The death of a multitude is cause for mourning:
Conduct your triumph as a funeral.

Posted by: mistah charley, ph.d. at November 13, 2007 10:46 AM

MFB, how did Auden know about our current administration?

"There is no present or future, only the past, happening over and over again, now."
--Eugene O'Neill

Posted by: at November 13, 2007 11:44 AM

Veterans Day? Feh. What was wrong with Armistice Day?
Too difficult to explain? Understand? Appreciate?
Didn't fit an empire on the way up? Maybe it'll fit on the way down.

Posted by: Pvt. Keepout at November 13, 2007 03:17 PM

I dunno if anyone has seen the greatest martial arts film EVER, 1971's "A Touch of Zen". There is one profoundly affecting scene where a cocky young scholar, after helping a group of rebels defeat the government troops that are after them walks through the battlefield laughing at his various ingeniously constructed deathtraps. All until he sees the corpses that include friend and foe alike, and they all appear to be staring reproachfully at him. The shock on his face is priceless.

That movie should be seen again by every single armchair warrior today.

Posted by: En Ming Hee at November 13, 2007 10:49 PM

I haven't seen "A Touch of Zen" - and it sounds good.

So far my favorite martial arts movie is "Karate Kid" - unfortunately, that was the peak of Ralph Macchio's movie career, although I also enjoyed "Crossroads". Another martial arts movie I'd recommend is "House of Flying Daggers".

Posted by: mistah charley, ph.d. at November 14, 2007 09:50 AM