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April 07, 2008
New TomDispatch
General Entrap-Us or General Entrapped?Posted at April 7, 2008 10:32 AM
Democrats Should Treat Petraeus and His Surge as Irrelevant
By Ira ChernusIt was supposed to be a "cakewalk." General Petraeus would come to Congress, armed with his favorite charts showing that the "surge" had dramatically reduced violence in Iraq. He would earn universal acclaim for his plan to "pause" troop reductions from July until after the election in November -- the same plan that John McCain counts on to help him win that election.
When it comes to Iraq, though, the Bush administration's cakewalks never seem to turn out as planned. The renewed violence of these last weeks in Iraq, and the prospect of more to come, gives war critics ample ammunition for a counterattack...
Decoding the Battle over Iraq
It should have been obvious all along that the Republicans do not mean it literally when they claim that reducing violence in Iraq is their highest priority. It's not likely that too many of them care a whole lot about the killing and maiming of Iraqis. So when they speak so urgently about lower levels of violence, it's a coded way of saying something else; in fact, a lot of things.
HOPELESSNESS springs eternal from the Democrat's breast. Much like Charles, them A-rabs WILL get US out of THEIR country. (it'll just take a while and end up bloody) Meanwhile any sream engine will run on coal and there's PLENTY here in Wyoming. (I'm assuming gas and diesel are going to get a little expensive) I'm voting for Michael Meyer.
Posted by: Mike Meyer at April 7, 2008 01:29 PM