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April 14, 2008

Yow

I'd seen the first part of this when it was in Harper's, but not the second. No wonder America's howler monkeys hate Robert Fisk so much.

—Jonathan Schwarz

Posted at April 14, 2008 11:57 AM
Comments

IOKIYAR becomes IOKIYAI...

It's Okay If You're An Israeli...

Completely interchangeable...

Posted by: konopelli/wgg at April 14, 2008 12:28 PM

Goddamnit. I'm sick of reading shit like this. Fuck you, Jon!

Posted by: saurabh at April 14, 2008 02:03 PM

konopelli, You're joking of course. That story is about the Americans, really, not the Israelis. And there is no branch of American politics that's been more OK with the 'actions' of Israel than the Democratic party. It's somehow more necessary for D pols to demonstrate their fidelity to Zion...and boy howdy, they do show their colors...

Posted by: Don at April 14, 2008 02:23 PM

I pride myself on my already well-established cynicism and misanthropy, but that has left me feeling kind of ill. And I didn't even bother watching the video.

Posted by: PartisanJ at April 14, 2008 02:59 PM

You should read the whole book that extract comes from, it is bloody good, although admittedly probably mostly stuff that you already know. I lend it out to friends and wait for them to report back to me that they are having trouble sleeping and/or terrible dreams. So far every single one of them has.

Posted by: rebecca at April 14, 2008 02:59 PM

"Obama is the least pro-Israeli of our three candidates. I have no doubt that is why Hillary keeps insisting that he's unelectable."

I'm no fan of AIPAC, to say the least, but I think that's overstating the importance of the Israel issue. If Obama were more openly sympathetic to the Palestinians then maybe you'd be right, but he carefully inserted an obvious pander to the rightwing Israel-supporters in his speech on race a few weeks ago.

HRC says he's unelectable because she'll say anything at this stage. I half-believe the theory that she wants to destroy Obama's chances even if he gets the nomination, because she can't envision waiting until 2016 to run again--if McCain wins in 2008 she can run again in 2012.

Posted by: Donald Johnson at April 14, 2008 08:52 PM

Obama isn't least-pro-Israeli enough. Let's not forget his assertion of Israel's "legitimate right to defend itself" while it was bombing the shit out of Lebanese civilians in 2006. You know, the exact same thing as is described above.

Posted by: saurabh at April 14, 2008 09:03 PM

WELL, U&I (TAXPAYERS)are selling guns to Israel, how could that be news? I see it as "only fair" since WE=U&I are selling them to the Lebonese (ALL 5 or 6 factions), to the Palestinians, (ALL 2 or 3 factions), Saudis ( who knows how many factions) too.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at April 14, 2008 10:38 PM
...but he carefully inserted an obvious pander to the rightwing Israel-supporters in his speech on race a few weeks ago.

Well, it was just too pat. Something pro-forma about it. Some sensed a disturbance in the force.

What was the driver for the race speech? I thought it was Rev. Wright and his moral equivalences disturbed us to the core. Correct words cried out for uttering so that we could be comforted (and policy boxes checked).

Just for the record; I will lie to get to my goals. Internal consistency is more important (to me) than external integrity. Others are probably not so compromised.

Posted by: angryman@24:10 at April 14, 2008 11:19 PM

IF YOU quit selling them guns, any of them, pick one or two, why, YOU'll erode the market base, cut into the ole profit margine, and WE sell guns to the world. Don't get ME wrong, other folks sell guns too and I'm absolutely that others, other military equipment salesmen from other nations WILL take up the slack, but I'd be GREAT so say that it wasn't AMERICA.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at April 15, 2008 02:00 AM

Mike, I'm pretty sure the US doesn't have a "special relationship" with e.g. Hamas.

Posted by: Save the Oocytes at April 15, 2008 02:51 AM

Now I want to kill you,too.

Posted by: John Malkovich at April 15, 2008 10:51 AM

Save the Oocytes: Wait a while and YOU will be reading where WE been selling to them too, through the Egyptians. WE always play both sides, ALWAYS.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at April 15, 2008 12:53 PM

Save the Oocytes,

As I understand it, Hamas was partly the creation of the Israelis, the motivation for the support being that Hamas would serve as a counterforce to the PLO. And since we, uh, underwrite so much that the Israelis do militarily (as detailed in the article that served as the subject of this posting), I guess you could say that we at least had a relationship with Hamas at second hand for a while. Later, of course, when Hamas got too big for their britches, it became a matter of policy to support the PLO against Hamas. That of course worked out so-o-o well. And it were well to recall the rather vexed relationship that the US had with Saddam Hussein over the years; sometimes he was our BFF and we gladly supplied him with arms, precursor chemicals for his poison gases, and intelligence products to use in the Iran-Iraq war, but later there was a bigtime falling out, and you know how that turned out. So Mike Meyer's admonition may be justified by the historical trends.

Posted by: JerseyJeffersonian at April 15, 2008 04:49 PM

Indeed. I think my main idea, such as it was, was that even if we did (do?) leak some arms to Hamas, it would hardly balance our "special relationship" with Israel.

I'm still voting for Michael Meyer.

Posted by: Save the Oocytes at April 15, 2008 11:44 PM