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May 30, 2008

GYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

John Caruso:

One of my favorite things about FAIR is reading the careful, measured formulations they have to use in order to maintain an air of unbiased professional detachment, because you can practically feel the author doing everything in their power to restrain themselves from writing something like, "HOLY FUCKING JEHOVAH! HAVE THESE TOE-SNIFFING TURDS EVER EVEN CONSIDERED DOING JOURNALISM FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIVES INSTEAD OF KISSING GOVERNMENT ASS 24 HOURS A DAY? GYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" And that's why you should give lots of money to FAIR: so they can pay for the megadoses of Valium it takes to keep from going insane as they immerse themselves in this dreck day after day.

The rest.

I agree you should buy Valium for FAIR.

—Jonathan Schwarz

Posted at May 30, 2008 10:13 PM
Comments

Lexapro is the shit.

Posted by: not_so_angry_no_mo at May 31, 2008 09:21 PM