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June 15, 2008

Samantha Power Somehow Manages To Lose Debate To Charles Krauthammer

The problem with America's liberals—besides the fact they always seem to end up killing millions of people—is they consistently lose debates to America's psycho right wing, which then seizes power and kills even more people than the liberals do.

Samantha Power and Richard Holbrooke continued this proud liberal tradition on May 26 in Toronto, where they somehow lost to Niall Ferguson and Charles Krauthammer. Good work!

MCCAIN SQUAD OUT-TALKS O'S

IF only John McCain could use surrogates instead of having to debate Barack Obama in person. The other day in Toronto, McCain's team, his foreign-policy adviser Niall Ferguson and conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer, crushed the Obama squad - Samantha Power, who had to step down from his campaign after calling Hillary Clinton "a monster," and Richard Holbrooke, who was Bill Clinton's UN ambassa dor. Before the debate, only 21 percent of the audience agreed with the motion that "the world is a safer place with a Republican in the White House." Two hours later, the mostly liberal, anti-George Bush crowd had a profound change of heart: 43 percent ended up voting for the motion. "Was it simply that Power was the weakest of the speakers on the stage?" columnist Shinan Govani wondered. "Or did it point to a weakness in the Obama brand?" Power, a Pulitzer-winning Harvard professor, left "shocked and visibly downbeat," Govani reports. "What happened?" she was heard asking.

Anyone who wants to listen to the debate can do so here. I won't because I already know exactly how it went.

KRAUTHAMMER: The United States is surrounded by a world of lunatics who hate us because we're so beautiful!

FERGUSON: We must defend the White Race and its precious bodily fluids!

POWER: Everyone knows Ahmadinejad is a psychotic dictator who wants only to kill the Jews. As President, Obama will negotiate with him.

HOLBROOKE: I agree with everything Mr. Krauthammer and Mr. Ferguson say, except in one crucial area: I should be Secretary of State.

In other Samantha Power news, she has a "blog", although it's just about her various appearances, seems to be run by an assistant, and doesn't allow comments.

(via Doug Henwood)

—Jonathan Schwarz

Posted at June 15, 2008 11:33 AM
Comments

I won't because I already know exactly how it went:

Nice. In addition to being funny it calls out an important general truth: that by adopting a right-wing worldview but offering watered-down versions of right-wing approaches, mainstream liberals lose the debate before it's even begun.

Posted by: John Caruso at June 15, 2008 12:38 PM

Maybe A Tiny Revolution could sponsor a debate with Krauthammer and Ferguson, who I guess would pass for the heavy artillery of the intellectual right, facing off against Noam Chomsky and Chalmers Johnson (who while not necessarily of the left is certainly an erudite critic of the folly of empire seeking).

Posted by: BobS. at June 15, 2008 12:59 PM
MCCAIN SQUAD OUT-TALKS O'S
Am I daffy for thinking "O" here is a reference to the recent modern screen adaptation of Othello, and is thus a somewhat sinister racial jab at Obama? Posted by: saurabh at June 15, 2008 01:58 PM

Look, anyone who writes a book about genocide and whose criticism of the U.S. is based on what it DOESN'T do to halt genocides, instead of what it DOES do to support, propel, and commit them, gets whatever she deserves.

Posted by: catherine at June 15, 2008 05:08 PM

Uh, that would be "deserves whatever she gets."

(mutter, mutter)

Posted by: catherine at June 15, 2008 05:09 PM

You should be glad she lost. It proves an important point: she was never one of us, and always one of them.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 15, 2008 05:20 PM

Maybe the situation we are in is addressed somewhat in this writing from a hundred years ago.....

June 11, 1908

Our American civilization is a strong one and a brave: it is marked by much energy and progressiveness. Looked at by and large it is the best. Yet it stands in need of fulfillments and complements, which our various climates and mixed races, it may be hoped, will eventually bring about. We have prospered marvelously in things and in spirit, but not as yet sufficiently in breadth, warmth, color, and charity. Our goddess of duty is still puritan, a cold white maiden with a lofty ideal, but with narrow sympathies, and with a soul all-budding yet not fully expanded and mature: it has the bloom , the optimism of youth and the hardness, the judgement of old age, yet it has many half-thoughts, is not of rich, ripe scholarship and lacks something of the deep interest that adversity, gloom and tragedy dower a nation with. There are some aspects undeveloped that would seem to need the touches of a tropic sun to bring out and mellow. She beckons onward and upward, but her noble face has a certain austerity, too fixed, inelastic and unyielding; its smile is constrained and not of universal joy; the countenance seldom expresses the subtle understanding, nor shadows and lightens tenderly, magnanimously, as with the mysterious, informing sense of sorrow, defeat and the ogre. In her presence one feels some want of frankness, of open mindedness, of wholeness, some lack of the freedom, richness, experience and comprehension of the great life. Happy thrice happy it is, that Christ was born an Oriental, at the vortex of the humanities, that the manifold trends of thought, of being in the complex situs of his manifestation found in him no harshness of discord, but a receiving, assimilating spirit, found in him, with mysterious grace and beauty, support, atunement and all-encompassing love.
When misdirection called or urged, he spoke not censoriously but with the seasoned modulation of great utterance, "Father, forgive them, they know not what they do."

Posted by: michael Lewis at June 15, 2008 09:01 PM

Thank you for the opportunity to hear the debate. Ms. Power lost the debate because she never made a substantial statement. I had to play her comments over several times thinking I had missed something...I hadn't. Her criticism of the administration regarding Dafur boiled down to its failure to provide helicopters. Mr. Hobrook was not suprising. He obviously likes to talk both diplomatically...and about himself. The cons were obviously stuck in '06 regarding Iraq. They didn't convince me either.

Posted by: Irvin Herman at June 15, 2008 09:04 PM

Thank you for the opportunity to hear the debate. Ms. Power lost the debate because she never made a substantial statement. I had to play her comments over several times thinking I had missed something...I hadn't. Her criticism of the administration regarding Dafur boiled down to its failure to provide helicopters. Mr. Holbrook was not suprising. He obviously likes to talk both diplomatically...and about himself. The cons were obviously stuck in '06 regarding Iraq. They didn't convince me either.

Posted by: Irvin Herman at June 15, 2008 09:05 PM

Great. Cuddly imperialists versus steely-hard-glint-in-the-twitching-eye imperialists. Good to see both sides of important geopolitical issues getting a look in.

Posted by: Rob Weaver at June 15, 2008 10:15 PM

I thought you said there were liberals involved in the debate...

Posted by: darrelplant at June 16, 2008 02:53 AM

The worst thing is, I'd estimate there's a 20% or so chance all these fuckers actually believe their own crap. Obviously their assistants and assorted hangers on who feed them information and anecdotes don't.

Posted by: me at June 16, 2008 11:49 AM

Samantha Power is sort of stupid. Hate to say that cause she did write a fine book (A Problem From Hell) But she comes off as one of those earnest post graduate history majors who is surprised to find that not everyone agrees with her and can actually put together an argument. (I live in a university town and those types are legion around here)

Like a lot of them . she lacks any real experience on the ground and is easily put off her game by lizards like the Krautenhammer.

Posted by: Rob D at June 17, 2008 02:14 AM

"A Problem From Hell" is good in some limited ways, but also shows what is wrong with Power. She writes a book on genocide and the US and her emphasis is on how American policymakers are too naive to fully understand just how evil some people are. To her (very slight) credit, she occasionally departs from this level of idiocy--for example, when she mentions that the bombing of Cambodia killed tens or possibly hundreds of thousands of people. (I think it's acceptable among some liberals to admit that Nixon and Kissinger might have been war criminals, just as Bush is today.) But for the most part she's far more comfortable flattering her center and center-left audience with the notion that their only problem is that they're just not imaginative enough to understand how bad people can be.

So we get a book on US policy and genocide and Guatemala goes unmentioned, and East Timor gets one or two sentences. It's not a coincidence that her pal Richard Holbrooke was in charge of policy towards East Timor during the Carter years.

Posted by: Donald Johnson at June 17, 2008 11:00 AM