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February 25, 2009
New Tomdispatch
A Planet at the Brink
Will Economic Brushfires Prove Too Virulent to Contain?
By Michael T. KlareThe global economic meltdown has already caused bank failures, bankruptcies, plant closings, and foreclosures and will, in the coming year, leave many tens of millions unemployed across the planet. But another perilous consequence of the crash of 2008 has only recently made its appearance: increased civil unrest and ethnic strife. Someday, perhaps, war may follow.
As people lose confidence in the ability of markets and governments to solve the global crisis, they are likely to erupt into violent protests or to assault others they deem responsible for their plight, including government officials, plant managers, landlords, immigrants, and ethnic minorities. (The list could, in the future, prove long and unnerving.) If the present economic disaster turns into what President Obama has referred to as a "lost decade," the result could be a global landscape filled with economically-fueled upheavals.
Indeed, if you want to be grimly impressed, hang a world map on your wall and start inserting red pins where violent episodes have already occurred. Athens (Greece), Longnan (China), Port-au-Prince (Haiti), Riga (Latvia), Santa Cruz (Bolivia), Sofia (Bulgaria), Vilnius (Lithuania), and Vladivostok (Russia) would be a start. Many other cities from Reykjavik, Paris, Rome, and Zaragoza to Moscow and Dublin have witnessed huge protests over rising unemployment and falling wages that remained orderly thanks in part to the presence of vast numbers of riot police. If you inserted orange pins at these locations -- none as yet in the United States -- your map would already look aflame with activity. And if you're a gambling man or woman, it's a safe bet that this map will soon be far better populated with red and orange pins.
—Jonathan Schwarz
Posted at February 25, 2009 11:31 PMOnly one destination on The Highway To Hell, The Promised Land. WE're on our way.
Posted by: Mike Meyer at February 26, 2009 12:16 AMEverypwog knows there's only one solution to the world economic crisis - ELECT MORE AND BETTER DEMOCRATS!
Posted by: AlanSmithee at February 26, 2009 12:22 PMI think I'm actually going to do the world map thing.
Posted by: Cloud at February 26, 2009 02:08 PM