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March 29, 2009
Understanding Economists
The financial giant Goldman Sachs spent tens of millions of dollars to bail out two senior executives last fall who were short on cash, according to the bank’s proxy statement filed on Friday.In an unusual move, Goldman bought back stakes in some internal investment funds from Jon Winkelried, the bank’s co-chief operating officer, and Gregory K. Palm, its general counsel...
The bank paid $38.3 million to Mr. Palm for about a quarter of his investments...
In 2007, [Palm] endowed a professorship in economics at his alma mater, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Glenn Ellison is MIT's Gregory K. Palm Professor of Economics. Strangely, none of his papers seem to be titled "Gigantic Housing Bubbles and How They Make My Patrons Wealthy and Then Destroy the Entire World Economy." Nor are there any listed as "How My Patrons Get Personally Bailed Out With Massive Infusions of Taxpayer Cash (Forthcoming)."
Here's H.L. Mencken's essay "The Dismal Science":
[T]o what extent is political economy, as professors expound and practice it, a free science, in the sense that mathematics and physiology are free sciences?...[W]hen one comes to the faculty of political economy one finds that freedom as plainly conditioned, though perhaps not as openly, as in the faculty of theology. And for a plain reason. Political economy, so to speak, hits the employers of the professors where they live. It deals, not with ideas that affect those employers only occasionally or only indirectly or only as ideas, but with ideas that have an imminent and continuous influence upon their personal welfare and security, and that affect profoundly the very foundations of that social and economic structure upon which their whole existence is based. It is, in brief, the science of the ways and means whereby they have come to such estate, and maintain themselves in such estate, that they are able to hire and boss professors...
—Jonathan Schwarz
Posted at March 29, 2009 10:49 PM
Well, "A Search Cost Model of Obfuscation" seems to come close.
Nah. He's talking about "WalCo sells Sturgeon brand peanuts marked in cents per pound, while it sells Wormwood brand peanuts marked in renminbi-furlongs per Joule, so that I won't be able to compare their prices easily", rather than, "WalCo traded in obscure asset packages that I couldn't understand with ten slide rules and a few hundred hours alone with Matlab, so that I have to take their word for it that the stuff is valuable."
Posted by: saurabh at March 30, 2009 02:51 AMSo what explains Dean Baker and the Galbraith family? Clearly there's a flaw somewhere in the matrix.
BTW, here's a fun quote from Rubin:
At Treasury, Geithner often cast the deciding vote between Rubin and Summers, who was Rubin's deputy through much of the Clinton era. Summers was a restless type, prone to intervening aggressively if there was a chance it could succeed. Rubin, on the other hand, deferred decisions as long as possible and erred on the side of caution even then. As Summers once explained to The New York Times, Rubin believed "that there is something worse than Country X going down, which is Country X going down and taking our credibility and $10 billion of our money with it."
Mencken is a Dude of history with whom I feel kinship.
Posted by: Cloud at March 30, 2009 11:07 AMEvery normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.
--H.l. Mencken
I'll start with Summers, then Rubin, then Gramm. If I'm still standing, then Roberts, Alito, and Scalia had better seek cover...
Posted by: Woody at March 30, 2009 01:43 PMHave you ever noticed that a dollar symbol represents the intersection of two waves?
It sure would be mighty advantageous to have knowledge of the real science behind economics while the general population has bullshit like Keynes, or what they get on cable news.
Posted by: tim at March 30, 2009 04:58 PMIt sure would be mighty advantageous to have knowledge of the real science behind economics
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Posted by: RobWeaver at March 30, 2009 07:50 PMoff topic, but related to recent discussions - this is the words to a song I heard on Democracy Now today (I'm sure you will catch the tune):
But it’s an old song,
I had to change it,
Times ain’t want they used to be…..
As I went walking that super highway
Below the gray haze and city skyway
I was arrested for hitchhiking on the freeway
They said it don’t belong to me….
No, it ain’t your land,
And it ain’t my land,
Could be a rich land,
But it’s a poor land,
Because of the few that hold it in their tight-griped hands,
So it don’t belong to you or me!
When I was younger and in my schoolin,
I learned and followed by all the rule ‘ins,
I never dreamed they were only foolin’
How could my teachers lie to me?
Susan, rewriting Woody Guthrie is always a mistake. I don't know if he'd read those lyrics and hang his head in despair or laugh, but the person who wrote that just isn't ready for the other side of the sign yet.
Posted by: will shetterly at March 30, 2009 10:38 PMAgreed, Will. The writer of those lyrics seems to think that there was ever a time when times where what they used to be. Person should read, say, The Grapes of Wrath.
Posted by: Duncan at March 31, 2009 10:47 AMEvery normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. --H.l. MenckenI'll start with Summers, then Rubin, then Gramm. If I'm still standing, then Roberts, Alito, and Scalia had better seek cover...
I thought we were previously reprimanded on these very threads when the discussion turned to "lining up the motherf*ckers and setting to auto"?
Posted by: Angryman@24:10 at March 31, 2009 11:58 AM1) Just because economics talks about monetary units to the Nth decimal place doesn't mean it is a science.
2) The operative word is "tempted". Ever read literature in a writing style called poetry?
Posted by: doubtingthomas at April 2, 2009 12:39 AM