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April 24, 2009
New Tomdispatch
Killing Civilians
How Safe Do You Actually Want to Be?
By Tom EngelhardtAlmost like clockwork, the reports float up to us from thousands of miles away, as if from another universe. Every couple of days they seem to arrive from Afghan villages that few Americans will ever see without weapon in hand. Every few days, they appear from a world almost beyond our imagining, and always they concern death -- so many lives snuffed out so regularly for more than seven years now. Unfortunately, those news stories are so unimportant in our world that they seldom make it onto, no less off of, the inside pages of our papers. They're so repetitive that, once you've started reading them, you could write them in your sleep from thousands of miles away.
Like obituaries, they follow a simple pattern. Often the news initially arrives buried in summary war reports based on U.S. military (or NATO) announcements of small triumphs -- so many "insurgents," or "terrorists," or "foreign militants," or "anti-Afghan forces" killed in an air strike or a raid on a house or a village. And these days, often remarkably quickly, even in the same piece, come the challenges. Some local official or provincial governor or police chief in the area hit insists that those dead "terrorists" or "militants" were actually so many women, children, old men, innocent civilians, members of a wedding party or a funeral.
In response -- no less part of this formula -- have been the denials issued by American military officials or coalition spokespeople that those killed were anything but insurgents, and the assurances of the accuracy of the intelligence information on which the strike or raid was based. In these years, American spokespeople have generally retreated from their initial claims only step by begrudging step, while doggedly waiting for any hubbub over the killings to die down. If that didn't happen, an "investigation" would be launched (the investigators being, of course, members of the same military that had done the killing) and then prolonged, clearly in hopes that the investigation would outlast coverage of the "incident" and both would be forgotten in a flood of other events.
—Jonathan Schwarz
Posted at April 24, 2009 10:46 AM(The collective American) 'we' either has no memory or no power. Democratic-Party-run Executive Branches murder people too, so what do we do -- elect another one.
Posted by: Cloud at April 24, 2009 07:08 PMCrashing wedding parties IS what WE do best. Free food and booze, I supose or maybe its just the BLOOD. How do U like YOUR Karma, rare, medium, or well done?
Posted by: Mike Meyer at April 24, 2009 08:50 PMI don't think I like Karma, period, forever.
Posted by: knowdoubt at April 25, 2009 08:32 AM