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July 24, 2009
"All Governments Lie," So Support Robert Parry
Robert Parry's Consortium News is holding a fundraiser. I just sent them some money, and I strongly encourage you to do the same. You can donate by credit card, by paypal at consortnew@aol.com, or by check to Consortium for Independent Journalism, 2200 Wilson Blvd., Suite 102-231, Arlington VA 22201.
There simply is no other journalist in the U.S. like Robert Parry. For instance, did you know Alvin A. Snyder, director of the U.S. Information Agency's television and film division in the early eighties, wrote a book in 1995 called Warriors of Disinformation? And that in the book he takes you in detail through exactly how the Reagan administration lied at the UN Security Council in 1983 about the Soviet shootdown of KAL-007? And that this former government official then straightforwardly explained that "all governments lie"?
I had no idea at all. And to date, no one else anywhere has noticed it except for Parry. And not only did Parry notice it, he remembered it and brought it up again immediately after Colin Powell's presentation to the UN (where I missed it for a second time).
Here's some of Alvin Snyder wrote:
By my calculations, the National Security Agency, with the apparent approval of the State Department and White House, had deleted at least five critical minutes of conversation between the Russian fighter pilots and their ground controllers from the tape that we presented as evidence in the UN Security Council...We had been duped...Former U.S. officials involved in the cover-up, who insist on anonymity, confirm that monitoring data was withheld from our UN tape...The moral of the story is that all governments, including our own, lie when it suits their purposes. The key is to lie first...The story of KE-007 will be remembered pretty much the way we told it in 1983, not the way it really happened.
BONUS!: Here's what Reagan said immediately after the massacre;
...the world notes the stark contrast that exists between Soviet words and deeds...What could be said about Soviet credibility when they so flagrantly lie about such a heinous act? What can be the scope of legitimate and mutual discourse with a state whose values permit such atrocities? And what are we to make of a regime which establishes one set of standards for itself and another for the rest of humankind?We've joined in the call for an urgent United Nations Security Council meeting today. The brutality of this act should not be compounded through silence or the cynical distortion of the evidence now at hand.
In conclusion: give Robert Parry money.
—Jonathan Schwarz
Posted at July 24, 2009 01:45 PMParry has few equals. Thanks for offering this information.
Posted by: Truedelphi at July 24, 2009 04:00 PMParry is a great, great, great, great, great, great, great journalist, and that wasn't enough greats. He is smart, honest, and uncorruptable, aband he understands the last 30 years of American politics. I lerve him, to rip off Woody Allen.
Posted by: N E at July 24, 2009 05:50 PMWell, I ALWAYS knew the US Government lies about almost everything, if not everything. One can always HOPE for at least one government system to exist that would pull 50/50 odds on the truth. Call me the blind utopian.
Posted by: Mike Meyer at July 24, 2009 06:13 PMFor the love of God Mike could you please lay off the random capitalization. Thanks ever so much. If you are using this technique as a means to pack a punch then you can use the convention of _prefixing_ and _suffixing_ underscores to the word you want to emphasize. Of course if you do this continually it seems like you are _ever_ so earnest. And maybe you are. As it stands it's irritating and distracting. Sweet.
Posted by: Distressed at July 25, 2009 09:33 AMIf you're offering stylistic advice, I'm afraid you haven't known Mike very long.
Posted by: Save the Oocytes at July 25, 2009 11:34 AMDistressed: I look at it as art, SADLY, YOU don't.
Posted by: Mike Meyer at July 25, 2009 12:41 PM