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May 31, 2010

BREAKING: Obama Condemns Israeli Piracy

Thank you President Obama!

THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary

For Immediate Release

STATEMENT BY THE PRESIDENT

We remain resolved to halt the rise of piracy...To achieve that goal, we must continue to work with our partners to prevent future attacks, be prepared to interdict acts of piracy and ensure that those who commit acts of piracy are held accountable for their crimes.

I hear he's sending three US warships to the Mediterranean right now!

—Jonathan Schwarz

Posted at May 31, 2010 11:10 AM
Comments

UGH

Posted by: Cloud at May 31, 2010 11:30 AM

Its what U&I pay them for, and one of the few things WE get OUR money's worth.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at May 31, 2010 12:33 PM

parnters = israel

pirates = peace flotilla

Posted by: Tehranchik at May 31, 2010 07:48 PM