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November 10, 2013
Mark Dubowitz Is an Object Lesson in Where Bigotry Comes From
Mark Dubowitz is the director of the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies, a think tank which was "founded by a group of former U.S. officials and visionary philanthropists shortly after the attacks of September 11, 2001 to help free nations defend themselves."
Right now Dubowitz is defending America by making sure we aren't fooled by Iran in the current nuclear negotiations. He recently told the New York Times "the Obama administration has entered the Persian nuclear bazaar and gotten totally out negotiated," and the Daily Beast that it "sounds like Obama decided to enter the Persian nuclear bazaar to haggle with the masters of negotiation and has had his head handed to him." And he's not the only one: Washington Post foreign policy specialist Jim Hoagland has warned "Fooling foreigners and adversaries is an ancient Persian art form." Israeli columnist Smadar Peri writes that the U.S. could be facing "a trick in the spirit of the Persian bazaar." And Danielle Pletka of the American Enterprise Institute says it's too late: "The world’s great bazaaris are chuckling because they’ve just sold their nuclear weapons program to the world’s worst bargainers."
So the message is clear: Iranians are extremely sneaky – and simple, honest folk like ourselves are vulnerable to their devious machinations.
But are Dubowitz & co. right? I can't claim I've conducted a careful, in-depth study on comparative Iranian sneakiness. In fact, I'm not even sure how you'd do that. So let's look at it from another angle: have people like Dubowitz ever been convinced that another group was particularly wily and ready to take advantage of our naiveté at any moment?
Spoiler alert: yes.
• Let's start with Native Americans, who were awful from the beginning. A Jamestown colonist wrote "A Breif discription of the People" in 1607, where he explained:
The people steal anything that comes neare them, yea are so practized in this art that lookeing in our face they would with their foote betweene their toes convey a chizell knife, percer or any indifferent light thing: which having once conveyed they hold it an injury to take the same from them; They are naturally given to trechery…
You have to admit, that sounds pretty Persian.
• In 1789 a doctor named James Makittrick Adair wrote Unanswerable Arguments against the Abolition of the Slave Trade, which contains a chapter titled "Moral and Political Character of the Africans." It turns out they were just like Native Americans:
CUNNING. Most savage nations are artful...and their acumen in concerting the best means to attain the end desired is wonderful; and the artifices and pretexs they use...are so various, and often so uncommon, it is very difficult to detect them.
• Then there are Jews, who, as described by Joseph Goebbels in 1941, turn out to be exactly the same as Native Americans and Africans:
It is difficult to detect their sly and slippery ways. One has to be an experienced student of the Jews to recognize what is happening...the Jew is the master of the lie. He is such an expert on twisting the truth that he can tell his innocent opponent the exact opposite of the truth even on the plainest matter in the world.
Just as the Germans were lucky to have Goebbels, we're lucky to have Mark Dubowitz, who's an experienced student of the Persians and can recognize what is happening.
• During Pakistan's civil war in 1971, Richard Nixon had strong feelings about the people of India, who were giving him problems with their neutrality in the cold war. And it turned out regular Indians were indistinguishable from American Indians:
The President [said] they [Indians] are "a slippery, treacherous people." He felt that they would like nothing better than to use this tragedy to destroy Pakistan. ... The President said that the situation "smells bad." The Indians are not to be trusted.
At another point Nixon told Henry Kissinger that what "the Indians need" was "a mass famine."
• During the late seventies, Richard Helms – the former head of the CIA and ambassador to Iran – told Congress that Eastern Europeans and "Asiatics" can easily lie in a way that honest Americans just can't:
We discovered there were some Eastern Europeans who could defeat the polygraph at any time. Americans are not very good at it, because we are raised to tell the truth and when we lie it is easy to tell are lying. But we find a lot of Europeans and Asiatics can handle that polygraph without a blip, and you know they are lying and you have evidence that they are lying.
• Finally, former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak revealed this about Palestinians in 2001:
[Arafat] did not negotiate in good faith…They will exploit the tolerance and democracy of Israel...They are products of a culture in which to tell a lie…creates no dissonance. They don’t suffer from the problem of telling lies that exists in Judeo-Christian culture. Truth is seen as an irrelevant category. There is only that which serves your purpose and that which doesn’t...There is no such thing as "the truth."
So, what should we make of all this?
It's a little easy to call Mark Dubowitz a hateful bigot. So let's do it: Mark Dubowitz is a hateful bigot. And his grandchildren will be embarrassed by him just as white American teenagers today are embarrassed when their racist grandfather starts blathering about Obama being born in Kenya.
Nevertheless, it's a mistake to view Dubowitz as inexplicably, irredeemably awful. What history demonstrates is that every group of human beings tends to see itself as uniquely honest and trustworthy, and other groups as abnormally tricksy. And this tendency becomes especially pronounced within a powerful group when it's brutalizing another and has plans for further brutalization. Human beings can't do terrible things to people who are just like them, so they invent reasons why those people aren't.
In other words, racism is generally structural rather than the fault of specific, bad human beings. James Makittrick Adair didn't start out as a racist and then decide that made it cool for him to own Africans. Instead, he wanted a bunch of other people to work for him for free, and that made him a racist.
Likewise, Dubowitz didn't start out as a racist and then decide that, because Persians are so sneaky, the United States has to run the mideast. Instead, he started out by believing the U.S. has to govern the mideast with no Iranian influence, and – because it's insane to think it makes sense for a country 6,000 miles away to run a region with no input from the people who live there – he had to become a racist in self-defense.
Et voilà, the sneaky Persian bazaar. So people like Dubowitz won't stop being bigots and then give up on their bizarre, impossible fantasy of eternal U.S. power over every inch of planet earth. It can only happen the other way around: if they give up their fantasy, their bigotry will evaporate. It's not impossible this will happen to Dubowitz. (And then he'll have to get another job.)
P.S. The New York Times and Daily Beast would never publish people expressing this kind of garbage about non-Muslims. Hopefully it won't be long before they won't publish it about anyone.
—Jon Schwarz
Posted at November 10, 2013 08:19 AMWritten and Expressed only as Jon Schwarz can!
GREAT!
ps And yes, btw, my heritage is of the ""a slippery, treacherous people." Now that I am an American, am I half+ "honest" and half- "slippery, treacherous"????......... because, I have lived in my adopted country longer than in the country of my birth!!! Do Mark Dubowitz and his likes have a special description for people like me???
Posted by: rupa shah at November 10, 2013 03:00 PMThis is probably my favorite of your posts on this theme.
Posted by: Batocchio at November 10, 2013 03:08 PM
I guess, Richard Nixon would be very happy to note and proud of the current administration that it has added "terrorist" to the list of adjectives for "treacherous, slippery" people!!!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/07/insider-threat-training_n_3714333.html
Posted by: rupa shah at November 10, 2013 04:56 PMRupa,
I think it's fair to say you now qualify as an "honorary white." Though believe me, we're keeping an eye on you.
Batocchio,
Thank you! I really appreciate it, I liked this one too.
Posted by: Jon Schwarz at November 10, 2013 05:42 PM@ Jon Schwarz
"Though believe me, we're keeping an eye on you."
YOU too Jon? And I thought I had given the NSA the slip.. ha ha ha .....and was home free!!
There is an historical theory - one I subscribe to - that racism is a product of the Enlightenment and its championship of human equality, democracy (well, OK - republicanism) and the rights of man. Liberalism, or liberal democracy, in their dictionary definition senses, in other words.
Because if you go around declaiming that "all men are created equal" and espousing natural rights and so on, but insist on continuing to profit from the slave trade (like John Locke) or owning slaves (like Thomas Jefferson) or working for imperialist exploiters (like John Stuart Mill) it becomes vital to be able to explain why your silver-plated political principles don't apply to everybody. Race is the answer. Locke wrote more on the rights deriving from conquest than he did on the natural right to freedom; and I recall Jon in an earlier post referring to the extraordinary mental gymnastics that the brilliant hypocrite Jefferson performs in Notes on Virginia to explain why Africans need to be enslaved. Prior to the Enlightenment, there wasn't the need - hence the development of racist theory.
Some find it tempting to write this off as pure hypocrisy, the product of human frailty, easily excised from liberal (in its dictionary definition sense) philosophy as a mere gloss or footnote to the freedom and political representation stuff. Myself I wonder just how prominent and materially important the subtext needs to be before people recognise it is actually the text.
Posted by: weaver at November 10, 2013 08:54 PMWas it Aristotle or Socrates who is supposed to have said, "There are two kinds of people in this world - Greeks and barbarians!"
Posted by: Dennis at November 10, 2013 10:16 PMspeaking about dark-skinned foreigners, there's this
Pakistani private schools ban Malala’s book
By Zarar Khan, Published: November 10
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan — Private schools in Pakistan said Sunday that they have banned teenage activist Malala Yousafzai’s book, saying it doesn’t show enough respect for Islam and calling her a tool of the West.
Yousafzai attracted global attention last year when the Taliban shot her in the head in northwest Pakistan for criticizing the group’s interpretation of Islam, which limits girls’ access to education. Her profile has risen steadily since then, and she released a memoir in October, “I Am Yousafzai,” co-written with British journalist Christina Lamb.
Posted by: mistah charley, ph.d. at November 11, 2013 07:40 AMbrilliant
Posted by: N E at November 11, 2013 11:38 AMThis is a good post highlighting the pattern of rationalizing people use. The historical context was great, the mention of the Native Americans reminded me of another thing that highlights this. I remember Chomsky pointing out: "Like the Spanish, the English colonists were guided by Rice's "emerging humanitarian norm." The inspirational phrase "city on a hill" was coined by John Winthrop in 1630, outlining the glorious future of a new nation "ordained by God." A year earlier, his Massachusetts Bay Colony received its charter from the King of England and established its Great Seal. The Seal depicts an Indian holding a spear pointing downward in a sign of peace, and pleading with the colonists to "Come over and help us." The charter states that conversion of the population—rescuing them from their bitter pagan fate—was "the principal end of this plantation." The English colonists too were on a humane mission as they extirpated and exterminated the natives—for their own good, their successors explained." Read more: Genocide Denial with a Vengeance: Old and New Imperial Norms
"Come over and help us."
What a sick joke.
I see this was also pointed out on this blog: Come Over And Help Us!
Posted by: Tom Murphy at November 12, 2013 03:57 AMMy mom used to tell me that Filipinos were really sneaky, especially the women. But Filipino women aren't sneaky, they're just freaking awesome in bed.
Posted by: Kq at November 12, 2013 01:40 PMLately the comments here tend to disappear, leaving a blank page, a few seconds after it opens. I finally got them so stay (at least this time) by using Safari and opening the comments in a new tab. Annoying.
Posted by: godoggo at November 14, 2013 02:41 AMLately the comments here tend to disappear, leaving a blank page, a few seconds after it opens. I finally got them so stay (at least this time) by using Safari and opening the comments in a new tab. Annoying.
Posted by: godoggo at November 14, 2013 02:41 AMRACISM IS THE POLITICS OF AMERICA AND BIGOTRY HER SOUL. (article I sec. 2 U.S.C.)
Mr. Dubowitz is just yer average American, if such exists. Its the idea that one might end up in the position of being worth 3/5ths of another in the matter of government representation which seems reprehensible. Look how Men routinely treat women, world wide.
Perhaps Dr. Kissinger could volunteer to negotiate with the Iranians to find a deal that would be agreeable to all concerned. He could lie to them, they could lie to him, they could both lie to Israel, and soon, a deal.
A CENSUS EVERY FIVE YEARS, call Johnny @ 1-202-225-0600. Let's define EVERY human being as a "Whole Person".
Posted by: Mike Meyer at November 16, 2013 06:24 PMRACISM IS THE POLITICS OF AMERICA AND BIGOTRY HER SOUL. (article I sec. 2 U.S.C.)
Mr. Dubowitz is just yer average American, if such exists. Its the idea that one might end up in the position of being worth 3/5ths of another in the matter of government representation which seems reprehensible. Look how Men routinely treat women, world wide.
Perhaps Dr. Kissinger could volunteer to negotiate with the Iranians to find a deal that would be agreeable to all concerned. He could lie to them, they could lie to him, they could both lie to Israel, and soon, a deal.
A CENSUS EVERY FIVE YEARS, call Johnny @ 1-202-225-0600. Let's define EVERY human being as a "Whole Person".
Posted by: Mike Meyer at November 16, 2013 06:24 PM