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December 17, 2013

Has Morley Safer Ever Told John Miller This Story?: 'Look, If You Think Any American Official Is Going to Tell You the Truth, Then You're Stupid'

Everyone who watched the 60 Minutes segment on the NSA should follow it up with this story involving Morley Safer—who, at 82 years old, is still a correspondent at 60 Minutes:

In August, 1965 Safer appeared in what became one of most famous TV segments of the Vietnam War, showing U.S. troops setting fire to all the huts in a Vietnamese village with Zippo lighters and flamethrowers.

A year later in 1966, Safer wrote an article about what he'd seen first hand during a visit to Vietnam by Arthur Sylvester, then Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs (i.e., the head of Pentagon PR). Sylvester met at the U.S. Embassy in Saigon with reporters for U.S. news outlets:

There was general opening banter, which Sylvester quickly brushed aside. He seemed anxious to take a stand—to say something that would jar us. He said:

"I can't understand how you fellows can write what you do while American boys are dying out here," he began. Then he went on to the effect that American correspondents had a patriotic duty to disseminate only information that made the United States look good.

A network television correspondent said, "Surely, Arthur, you don't expect the American press to be the handmaidens of government."

"That's exactly what I expect," came the reply.

An agency man raised the problem that had preoccupied Ambassador Maxwell Taylor and Barry Zorthian—about the credibility of American officials. Responded the Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs:

"Look, if you think any American official is going to tell you the truth, then you're stupid. Did you hear that?—stupid."

One of the most respected of all the newsmen in Vietnam—a veteran of World War II, the Indochina War and Korea—suggested that Sylvester was being deliberately provocative. Sylvester replied:

"Look, I don't even have to talk to you people. I know how to deal with you through your editors and publishers back in the States."

At this point, the Hon. Arthur Sylvester put his thumbs in his ears, bulged his eyes, stuck out his tongue and wiggled his fingers.

There are several significant aspects to this:

• A top U.S. official was honest enough to tell reporters: look, we lie to you constantly and you're a moron if you believe anything we say. He also honestly expressed his total contempt for them and intention to manipulate news coverage by dealing directly with their management and employers.

Moreover, Sylvester (who before going to work for the Pentagon had been the Washington correspondent for the Newark News) put his beliefs into practice at key moments of history. He lied about what the U.S. knew about Soviet missiles in Cuba during the Cuban Missile Crisis, and personally told the key lies about the Gulf of Tonkin incident (listen to him here). And word was passed to Safer's superiors at CBS that "Unless you get Safer out of there, he's liable to end up with a bullet in his back."

This is such important information about how politics and the media work that it should be taught to everyone in 2nd grade. It's not.

• Even if regular people don't know this story, you'd expect it to be famous within the media—and particularly famous at 60 Minutes. You might even imagine that "If you think any American official is going to tell you the truth, then you're stupid" would be spray-painted on the walls of the 60 Minutes offices. But if the performance of John Miller and his producers on the NSA segment is anything to go by, that is not the case.

It's hard to imagine what more the U.S. government could do to get reporters to distrust it, and all for naught. John Miller likely has an office feet away from someone who's been told by a top U.S. official that reporters are morons if they believe anything top U.S. officials say. Miller's response? Believe everything top U.S. officials say. (Of course, given that Miller is recreating Sylvester's career path, it may also simply be that he agrees with Sylvester on the necessity of the press being handmaidens of government.)

• Even if reporters have forgotten this story, you'd expect that it would be Exhibit A for left-wing media critics and repeated so often that it at least would be common knowledge in those limited circles. Yet the forces of forgetting in the U.S. are so powerful that I'd never encountered it, and I'm probably one of America's top 25 consumers of left-wing media criticism. I can't find any references to it by Noam Chomsky, Gore Vidal, Norman Solomon, Jeff Cohen, Robert Parry, Robert McChesney or Fairness & Accuracy in Reporting. (William Blum does tell part of what happened in his book Killing Hope, and the main quote appears in some online collections of quotes about the media.)

To make it even more surprising, Safer story was well-known enough at the time that Indiana's anti-war Senator Vance Hartke referred to it in the Congressional Record as "the now famous article." And references to it often appeared in books about Vietnam during the late sixties and early seventies. But after that it evaporated.

So if something this significant can disappear from history, truly only god knows what else has been thrown down the memory hole. To try to pull it back, I'm putting the entire text of the article online for the first time below, and adding the gist to Safer's wikipedia page.

I'm also going to try to get John Miller to answer a straightforward question: has Morley Safer ever told him this story?

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(Click here for an image of the article as it appeared in the Southern Illinoisan on September 1, 1966)

'Look, If You Think Any American Official Is Going to Tell You the Truth, Then You're Stupid'

By Morley Safer
Of the Columbia Broadcasting System

There has been no war quite like it. Never have so many words been churned out, never has so much l6-mm film been exposed. And never has the reporting of a story been so much a part of the story itself.

This has been true whether you are reporting television's first war, as I have been, or for one of the print media. Washington has been critical of American newsmen in Saigon almost continuously since 1961. That criticism has manifested itself in a number of ways—from the cancellation of newspaper subscriptions to orders to put certain correspondents on ice to downright threat.

As a friend of mine puts It, "The brass wants you to get on the team."

To the brass, getting on the team means simply giving the United States government line in little more than handout. It means accepting what you are told without question. At times it means turning your back on facts.

I know of few reporters in Viet Nam who have "gotten on the team." The fact is, the American people are getting an accurate picture of the war in spite of attempts by various officials—mostly in Washington—to present the facts in a different way. That is why certain correspondents have been vilified, privately and publicly.

By late winter of 1964-1965 the war was clearly becoming an American war. And with it came an American responsibility for providing and reporting facts. American officials thus were able to deal directly with reporters. The formality of "checking it out with the Vietnamese" ceased to be relevant.

In Washington the burden of responsibility of giving, controlling and managing the war news from Viet Nam fell to—and remains with—one man: Arthur Sylvester, Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs.

By early summer of 1965 the first set of ground rules had been laid down for reporting battles and casualties. There was no censorship but a very loose kind of honor system that put the responsibility for not breaking security on the shoulders of correspondents. The rules were vague and were therefore continually broken.

For military and civilian officials in Viet Nam there was another set of rules—rather another honor system that was not so much laid down as implied. "A policy of total candor" is a phrase used by Barry Zorthian, minister-counselor at the U.S. Embassy in Saigon. Zorthian is what Time calls "the information czar" in Viet Nam.

The breaking of the vague ground rules was something that annoyed everyone. Correspondents were rocketed by their editors, and the military in Viet Nam felt that Allied lives were being endangered. So in midsummer, when Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara came to Saigon and brought Sylvester with him, we all looked forward to the formulation of a clear-cut policy. Sylvester was to meet the press in an informal session to discuss mutual problems. The meeting was to take the vagueness out of the ground rules.

The Sylvester meeting was surely one of the most disheartening meetings between reporters and a news manager ever held.

It was a sticky July evening. Inside Zorthian's villa it was cool. But Zorthian was less relaxed than usual. He was anxious for Sylvester to get an idea of the mood of the news corps. There had been some annoying moments in previous weeks that had directly involved Sylvester's own office. In the first B-52 raids, Pentgaon releases were in direct contradiction to what had actually happened on the ground in Viet Nam.

There was general opening banter, which Sylvester quickly brushed aside. He seemed anxious to take a stand—to say something that would jar us. He said:

"I can't understand how you fellows can write what you do while American boys are dying out here," he began. Then he went on to the effect that American correspondents had a patriotic duty to disseminate only information that made the United States look good.

A network television correspondent said, "Surely, Arthur, you don't expect the American press to be the handmaidens of government."

"That's exactly what I expect," came the reply.

An agency man raised the problem that had preoccupied Ambassador Maxwell Taylor and Barry Zorthian—about the credibility of American officials. Responded the Assistant Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs:

"Look, if you think any American official is going to tell you the truth, then you're stupid. Did you hear that?—stupid."

One of the most respected of all the newsmen in Vietnam—a veteran of World War II, the Indochina War and Korea—suggested that Sylvester was being deliberately provocative. Sylvester replied:

"Look, I don't even have to talk to you people. I know how to deal with you through your editors and publishers back in the States."

At this point, the Hon. Arthur Sylvester put his thumbs in his ears, bulged his eyes, stuck out his tongue and wiggled his fingers.

A correspondent for one of the New York papers began a question. He never got beyond the first few words. Sylvester interrupted:

"Aw, come on, What does someone in New York care about the war in Viet Nam?"

We got down to immediate practical matters—the problems of communication, access to military planes, getting out to battles.

"Do you guys want to be spoon-fed? Why don't you get out and cover the war?"

It was a jarring and insulting remark. Most of the people in that room has spent as much time on actual operations as most GI's.

The relationship between reporters and public information officers in Saigon, or the other hand, has been a good, healthy one. The relationship in the field is better, and in dealing with the men who fight the war it is very good indeed.


ABOUT THE ARTICLE

Arthur Sylvester, assistant secretary of defense in charge of public affairs, said Wednesday that no government official should lie when giving out information about the country.

He said it was all right to withhold information to safeguard the country. He was testifying before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. This article is one correspondent's report of Sylvester's statement about truth in public affairs one year ago.

THIS article is excerpted from "Dateline 1966: Covering War," a publication of the Overseas Press Club of America.

Posted at December 17, 2013 07:28 AM
Comments

AWESOME Jon!
Thank you for reminding again, what I. F. Stone said...
The arrogance and the shamelessness of the govt PR guy is beyond compare.....
AND, he has the honour of an award having been named after him for LYING!!! Considering, he must wear that honour very proudly!!!

Posted by: rupa shah at December 17, 2013 11:55 AM

Hate to break it to you but a LOT of us out here
in the great unwashed long ago assumed when the
local or federal "spokesperson" shill was speaking
no truth was to be had. The fish rots from the
head and so does government credibility. I follow
news of local police and government misconduct and
they lie as regularly now and the "press" makes
nary a noise of disagreement. My friends and I call
the media "presstitutes"...to call them hookers
is to insult the working girls who have far more
honor and honesty.

Posted by: SNN at December 17, 2013 12:33 PM

Can't have a war without lies.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at December 17, 2013 07:30 PM

Chief Sitting Bull once said, "All men from Washington are liars."

Can't git rich without The Red Man's land.
Can't steal The Red Man's land without guns.
Guns, Greed, & Lies??? Could be the basis of OUR American social problems along with OUR history???

Victor Charlie went to one hell of a lot of trouble to point out OUR problems with OUR lies, OUR greed, and OUR guns, but sadly, much like OUR Children in OUR schools, WE FAILED to learn the lessons. I understand though, Victor Charlie doesn't hold a grudge over the matter, so maybe, better luck next time. Probably can't say the same about The Red Man though, considering.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at December 17, 2013 10:50 PM

I commend you, Jon, for persisting in your task even though it is clear "we live in Pottersville, not Bedford Falls" - I allude to It's A Wonderful Life.

You'll recall that the film closes with George, Mary, and Zuzu Bailey at their Christmas tree. You may not have heard that director's Frank Capra original version had a different ending, sterner and perhaps grander, but that the studio insisted on cutting it, for understandable reasons. Lionel Barrymore, who played greedy bankster Mr. Potter, regretted this very much, as he thought it included some of his best work in the film. Here's the ending we would have seen, if there had ever been a "director's cut" version released:

Potter's personal health care attendant (the man who pushes his wheelchair) bursts into the party at George and Mary Bailey's house. The festive mood changes immediately. Just a moment before, we saw the arrest warrant being torn apart and thrown on the pile of contributions from "so many friends". Now the tale of Potter's purloining of the disappeared bank deposit is told, and the incredulous people become increasingly angry as the depth of depravity of the twisted, misanthropic millionaire becomes clear.

Next we see the crowd carrying torches as they approach Potter's mansion. It is the evil twin of the house that George, Mary, and their kids have filled with love - equally large, but almost all in darkness, and without any sort of holiday decoration, neither Christmas tree, menorah, or solstice wreath. Ernie drives up in his cab, and siphons some gasoline from the tank into a large metal can. We see him and Potter's former health care attendant splashing the gasoline at the entrances of the house, including the wheelchair ramp.

Uncle Billy ignites the flammable liquid by throwing his torch into it, and the rest of the crowd follows suit. The volunteer fire department arrives, but Burt the cop keeps them from coming up the long drive. Inside the house, through the windows, we see Potter desperately going from room to room, trying to escape, but it is useless. Uncle Billy watches with grim satisfaction, and we see the flames of the house reflected in his glasses as he mutters "So long, you old so and so."

We recognize other members of the crowd - the same individuals we saw in the "Pottersville bar" scene - and, like then, there are no women or other members of the Bailey family present, except for Uncle Billy.

Clarence the angel, no longer in civilian clothes, but rather in his magnificent new robe and wings, watches sadly from treetop level. The camera pulls back and we see the house beginning to collapse as the flames leap higher. The final scene pans upward from the burning house to the starry sky, and we see in Gothic letters the following Biblical quote: I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life (Deut. 30:19).

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A confession: although I've presented this as the movie's "suppressed ending", I wrote it myself, admittedly influenced by the Saturday Night Live sketch in which they went over to Potter's house and beat him up.

ADDED 2013: A more humorous, ambitious and impressive re-imagining of this film can be found at

http://beforenine.blogspot.com/2013/12/even-more-annual-reprint-heaven-is.html

Posted by: mistah charley, ph.d. at December 18, 2013 02:27 PM

More Steppenwolf:

Just one time I'd like to be somewhere
Where none of your clever lies fill the air
I'm tired of your frozen smile
And your voice of cheek
Be careful who you're pushing 'round
We just might find you obsolete
Remember! If you plan to stay
Those who give can take away
Don't bite the hand that feeds you

Posted by: Mike Meyer at December 19, 2013 01:16 PM

I see my memory doesn't serve me well these dayz, none the less....

Posted by: Mike Meyer at December 19, 2013 03:24 PM

"So if something this significant can disappear from history, truly only god knows what else has been thrown down the memory hole."

Maybe someone should publish a compendium of stuff like this. It could be called "Down the Memory Hole". There seems to be a lot of interesting historical stuff that nobody has heard about for various reasons. Specifically, horrible things that the "US government" has done that nobody remembers. Chomsky (who is quite historically minded) is a good source for this kind of thing. See the Sullivan Expedition for a good example of the kind of thing that I'm talking about. It was truly horrific, but basically nobody has heard of it. Chomsky mentioned it in passing, which is the only reason I heard of it.

Jon, you need to do some work on your spam filters. Approximately half the comments on this piece are spam.

Posted by: Faheem at December 20, 2013 04:50 PM

mistah charley ph.d. I once had a savings account, when I was 17/18. I was at a First Federal in Houston Tex. I had a good paying job there(4.85/hr. when min. wage was 1.25/hr.) at a bakery, loading trucks at night. I was saving up to pay for the rebuild on the heads of my 48 Pan HD which was been done by Pop Nicks(Paul C. White and his Son Geeze)back in north Tampa. (Florida was ALWAYS hard to find a job above min. wage for me.) I owed Pop $200 bucks for the work so I figured to use a savings account to keep the money out of my pocket so as not to spend it. I had a little over $200.00 saved up, enough for the heads and a bus ticket back home. I went to withdraw. The teller said that I was withdrawing TOO EARLY and there would be penalty fees...??? I got mad(pissing mad) and cussed out loud, BUT I still only got $145.00 back out of my money. I went back home, got a $1.25/hr. job to pay of Pop&Geeze. I HAVE NOT used a bank since!

So's I can see where burning Mr. Potter in his house on Christmas Eve would greatly benefit society as a whole. BUT, I also have cousins in Alabama that are bankers, whom I love dearly, and would NEVER borrow a dime from or save a penny with, yet I live with them whenever I'm in Alabama. We attend Church together.

OUR Financial Sector has become a drag and a liability on this nation, especially since the AIG buy up and the 85 billion/month banker welfare. They ROBBED much of America with FRAUDLENT sub prime loans and ROBBED the rest of the world with phony mortgage backed securities and the attendant variations of new financial products. With Congress&The Presidency bought by the banks, one can see little chance for redress in that venue.
I'm all for nationalization of Goldman-Sach(Legal-like of course through some sort of law suit) and incarceration of the perpetrators. Should the one bank not suffice, then move on to the next until some satisfaction is found. Going back to a gold standard would take US away from a debt society in many respects, IMHO.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at December 21, 2013 03:41 PM

I wish everyone a Very Merry Christmas and 2014 that brings JOY, BROTHERHOOD and PEACE!

here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CaEPSAO2Uk

Posted by: rupa shah at December 22, 2013 02:59 PM

rupa shah: Beautiful! THANK YOU!

Posted by: Mike Meyer at December 22, 2013 05:38 PM

This is just a symptom of what should be expected of Corporatist government, especially empires.

If you trust any corporatist government, you are a fool.

For the USA, this debacle originates from when the tyrant Abraham Lincoln (a founding "Republican") started the US civil war to turn a union of sovereign states (countries) into a corporatist democratic empire of annexed states, the Northern states included, with corporate welfare! The US Democratic party is apparently no better now, because they migrated from old Liberalism to Socialism, a variant of Corporatism.

Any voting system becomes meaningless when the majority of voters become lazy or dependent enough; it then effectively becomes a de-facto dictatorship.

Posted by: Keythong at December 24, 2013 08:22 AM